That rig would come in handy next October 9th.

I'm guessing the guy will be interested in raising some ching for his get-out-of-jail fund, you can probably get a good deal. Get Amy busy crocheting a nice coverlet for those cool morning outings.

Oh, can I borrow it for the Hiawatha Rally?

This story actually made it on the FOX NEWS morning show about a week ago.

"The motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair that Proctor, Minn., police seized after its owner hit a parked vehicle is going up for auction on eBay today. But the chair was not the only item related to the incident open for bidding.
The family of the chairs former owner will put an autographed photo of Dennis LeRoy Anderson riding the chair on eBay.
All proceeds will go to Dennis to help him with his fees, said Tim Jorgensen, Andersons son-in-law."

Hah HAH!
-K

"The motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair that Proctor, Minn., police seized after its owner hit a parked vehicle is going up for auction on eBay today. But the chair was not the only item related to the incident open for bidding.
The family of the chairs former owner will put an autographed photo of Dennis LeRoy Anderson riding the chair on eBay.
All proceeds will go to Dennis to help him with his fees, said Tim Jorgensen, Andersons son-in-law."

Hah HAH!
-K

When motorized lounge chairs for drunks are criminalized, only drunken criminals will have motorized lounge chairs.

Or sumpthin.