Many moons ago, Mr and Mrs Sneath were blessed(?) with a bouncing baby boy. Unfortunately, the hair confused them and they often dressed young Thomas in girls clothes.

Young Thomas managed to rise above this, even enjoying a short lived child-modelling career for a local pine furniture manufacturer.

His primary school years were quite traumatic though as the dressing problems returned, especially when back to school shopping for clothes.

Puberty was also not kind to the young Thomas and all the boys laughed in the shower room as his towel slipped and he realised his development was not quite going to plan.

(actual body parts isolated from the full grotesque horror to protect innocent eyes)

As usual, Thomas turned to Granny for comfort.

She pointed out that some people could make it past their problems and look fantastic.

Thomas was not convinced, even dallying with a brief period of transvestism.

Then the young Thomas found BOO and enjoyed his favourite passtime of sunning himself whilst wearing factor 5 million sun cream with mixed results.

Then one day, Tommy proposed to his beloved Kate and couldn't hide his excitement when she said yes, immediately jumping for joy!

And now, I wish my friend a very Happy Birthday, wishing him all the best hoping he's had a fantastic day!

All the best buddy.

"Doctor said to give up Keee-Babs. I said 'No, no-no'"
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thats excellent oz well done i had a good chuckle reading it

and tommy hope you have had a really good day and have not drunk to much

ANDY

02 marea weekend 100sx
current mileage: 45001
status: running great
Bigger is much better


mods so far:
16" Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo Alloys In Black
factory fit full set of marea mats, Clear Side Repeaters, INXX Bonnet Lifters,
Induction kit, Marea ELX/HLX Rear Curtesy Lights
Poly headlights with HIDS & light covers
Sony head unit and working marea steering wheel controls
Marea ELX/HLX Colour coded handles and mirrors
Front Wind Deflecters
Marea HLX Rear Disc Conversion
Marea HLX Front Bumper With Fogs and headlight washers all connected and working
previously known as: andy_brava_elx

You're the best Oz! That's fantastic!

Happy Birthday baby!!
xxx

Thanks honey but it's not until tomorrow.

Oh, you mean Tommy don't you.

"Doctor said to give up Keee-Babs. I said 'No, no-no'"
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hehehehe thats funny


Cheers Oz... I feel even more special now!!


Tommy K is special!


I've had a drink or 2... and a lovely meal this evening with my parents and the most amazing fiancee in the world!



right it's now bed time so im cutting this lovely birthday thank you short.


Night night all!!!


xxxx


Tommy K



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Belated birthday wishes fella!

Haapy birthday tommyK, even if it is a little late!!

i love how this pic looks like it could be a young tommyK



stephend

Didn't you know that Oz raided Mummy Sneath's photo album for all the pictures?? :P