Well my sadly misled children, seems some faker has taken my mantle in my absence (chemical, alchoholic, musical and sexual)to try and make ammends for their distinct musical banality, so kiddywinks a few pointers regarding my good self. 1. I am very slim, sexy and play a variety of musical instruments (a god if you will). 2. I dont hate all bands, just shit ones with tasteless non entities as members (SDA, The Wheels). 3. I have been checking out a few bands local and otherwise for YOU. 4. It makes my day when the real lack of talent comes snivelling onto this site with lame excuses rather than knuckling down and learning to be exciting(again see SDA and The Wheels.BYE FOR NOW MY CHILDREN.

a kazoo disnae cut the mustard as an instrument. never mind sda and the friggin wheels, your gettin it!