That's perfect! LOL
How about a wedgy for your kids if their underwear show?
See, what it is I think here is that we really aren't against the freedom to wear your clothes the way you want to, cause we do like freedom and choice, it is that we really don't like underwear! I don't want to see them. I am offended by the light of underwear!
(for any one who wants to jump on me now...my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek!)