A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into
bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
My darring,"he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable? "
Bigoted white person? You referring to me? You don't even know me, so how can your legitimately judge what kind of person I am?
As for the joke, it was intended to be funny. If you don't find it so, fine, as we all have different takes on humor. But, "offensive"? Why? Maybe you should get off your high horse for a minute and chill out. I'm not sure what country you come from, but I notice that many Americans have lost all sense of humor with all this "sensitivity" and "diversity" crap.
I think too many Americans take themselves and life too seriously. Maybe that is your problem. It certainly isn't mine. You can tell all the "whitey" or "what male" jokes you want. I'm emotionally stable enough to take the joke. I wish everyone was.