I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange,
so I went to the currency exchange window at the local
bank.

Short line.

Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little
irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get
two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why
it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations" .

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too".

Gosh you can tell when things get slow here at Potpourri!

Got to do something to boost them out of lethargy!

btw . . a co-worker deemed this one a "classic"!