Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment


Swine Flu Paranoia:

Yeah, whatever happen to that bird flu that was going to kill us all? And West-Nile virus and Lyme disease.
Must be some more humanity devastating plagues I'm forgetting.
But understand why I'm not rushing out to get swine flu shots.

Just I flight back from Madrid (Spain) to Riga (Latvia) and in the long corridor before receiving the luggage I just loose a humor seeing a big poster in the clearest English: Be aware, all Latvia territory has suffering from BIRD flu epidemic. However I had been read in local news only having SWINE flu. Thus I find a responsible person in the airport to interview, but she answered they had left few posters from times some years ago, when really it was so that bird flu was under suspect (but never really came here), therefore in the situation of crisis they used those old, having no money to "pay the artist-painter to design new".
Somehow my selfmade biggest poster was 30 x50 METERS big and I made it without of any artist just using normal A4 printer and small free software namely PosterRazor. How they can work so unprofessional, huh.

Excellent.....

They didn't have any sign remaining from the black plague?

Marseil.