CAUTION!- You May be Addicted to the Internet, if-
All your friends have an @ in their names.
You name your children Mosiaic, Java and Eudora.
You start using smileys in the snailmail.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
The mail alarm in your laptop annoys the other church goers.
You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
Your dog has his own home page.
You double click your TV remote control.