> >> Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped
> >>over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
> >>
> >>
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.
> >>I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
> >>since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
> >>
> >>
> >>"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same
> >>as
> >>yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother.
> >>Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
> >>are, so at least you'll have that going for you.."
> >>
> >>
> >>"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
> >>
> >>
> >>So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered
> >>with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you
have
> >>a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
> >>
> >>
> >>"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
> >>bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
> >>paw,
> >>and help you the same way that you've helped me."
> >>
> >>
> >>So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth
> >>and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
I'd say YOU MUST BE EITHER A TEAM LEADER OR POSSIBLY SOMEONE IN SENIOR
> >>MANAGEMENT!"