A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined
>with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be
>very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll
>cost
>us a fortune to fix."
>
>The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest
>house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out
>for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this
>is going to cost."
>
>They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
>They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle
>lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the
>people
>that broke my window?"
>
>"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
>
>"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a
>thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant
>three wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for
>myself."
>
>"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million quid a year for the
>rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do
>you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
>
>"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
>
>"Consider it done." the genie replied.
>
>"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a
>woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
>
>The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money
>and
>all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife
>upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
>
>After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said,
>"How
>old is your husband, anyway?"
>
>"35." she replied.
>
>"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."