Dear Deidre,
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>I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
>understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have SEX with me.
>Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
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>I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
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>There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
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>Deirdre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I
keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?