You may be having trouble coming to terms with the shit that you are in but the reality of the league table is indisputable.
And to prove that irony isn't dead you even managed to call us "slopeheads". I mean, coming from a resident of the urbane metropolis that is Boston, that really is pathetic.
The whole of the 3rd division will be celebrating come May when you are sent back down where you belong you cheating inbred scum!