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Jokemaster
Posted May 12, 2004 4:18 PM
A little boy is due to start his 1st day at school, and just before he leaves his Dad offers him some advice.
"Son, today is your 1st day at school, it is time to start acting more grown up, so I don't want to hear anymore moo-cows, choo- choos, or doggies."
"Ok Daddy" says the little boy, and wonders off to school.
Later that day when he returns from school the boys father asks
"Did you enjoy you first day at school son?"
"Yes daddy, very much" says the little boy
"What did you do?" enquires the father.
"Well daddy we painted pictures, played games and read a book"
"That's great" remarked his dad, "What book did you read?"
"Winnie the Shit" answered the little boy.
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