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I lived in Boston for 2 years but have now left. All I have to say is... what a total shit hole - full of scummy landworkers. they are like a bunch of retarded monkeys, without the brain power to scratch there own arse. A bunch of soap dodging gypos.
But your life is obviously one for us all to envy, spending your time going on internet chat forums and insulting people. Your failure to find an intelligent conversation in a "Boston boozer" may be because you frequent the wrong establishments. Might i suggest you take a trip to a wildlife park in order to conduct in a conversation with someone on your level.
As for Billy, i suggest you have sex for once in your life before your bollox become even bigger.
I have just noticed that the Right Honourable Mr AboveBoard has been banned. It appeared to me that the discourse which the aforementioned was having with Emile was, although at times personally abusive from both sides, had a serious point to it. It seems odd that if AboveBoard has been banned for these messages in which both he (she) and Emile played an equal part, that it is only AboveBoard that has been banned. Does anyone know the official explanation for the banning as I would be most interested to know, just in case a similar fate should befall myself.
Ken Fox - Big Brother
Barking Mad / Above Board has been banned yet again for cluttering up patter with (what I think are) mindnumbingly puerile postings.
Lifelongdagger - Full Member
So, Ken, when do Emile's postings about the innocence of Steve Evans turn from topical banter into the puerile and irrelavant? I realise this is all subjective but, just interested, that's all.
Ken Fox - Big Brother
If and when they go on and on and on and on and on and on and on..... saying the same thing over and over again.
Lifelongdagger - Full Member
Like the innocence of Steve Evans, for instance . . . ?
Ken Fox - Big Brother
No.
Like using the Patter Messenger to send (reply actually in like for like format with ) abusive and threatening messages to other users who disagreed with him on here like Barking Mad did. (ACTUALLY is ALLEGED to have done... but let's not let evidence and facts get in the way of a decision... I just needed some excuse and libelling someone while I try and justify my actions to some other prying unwelcome folk {who I might also ban for some notional reason if he presses too far like other(s) have}...)
(But people like BUF and Norfolk Townie to name but a few can be as offensive and threatening in private messages as they like - and nothing gets done about it. As is the expected norm around these part... One rule for Boston United and their fans and one rule for absolutely everybody else.)
lifelongdagger - Full Member
So it was for the privately sent threats that the gentleman was banned, not for the subjective decision regarding the puerility of the Patter messages? There was indeed abuse on the Patter on both sides, some of it actually quite entertaining, but if privately sent threats were sent then that is something that is a whole new league, and something that I cannot condone.
(WHO WAS BANNED FOR WHOSE MESSAGES? ABOVEBOARD BANNED FOR BARKING MAD'S?...
ACTUALLY, THIS IS GREAT... WE SHOULD DEDUCT YORK CITY 20 POINTS AND RELEGATE THEM BECAUSE OF BOSTON'S CRIMEAS AGAINST FOOTBALL - WHAT A BLOODY GOOD IDEA.
YEP - LET'S KICK YORK OUT OF THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE. LET'S GET THE CAMPAIGN STARTED
Thanks for clearing it up, Ken.
{NO-ONE CONDONES THREATS BUT BAD BEHAVIOUR IS ALWAYS IGNORED IF IT COMES FROM BOSTON SUPPORTERS).
(You will of course note that2 or 3 Boston fans CLAIMED to have been threatened... But WHEN did this happen and WHO actually did the threatening... All of this doesn't actually matter because Ken sucks up to his local fan base and believes every word they say - using any excuse to get rid of someone with "REASONED ARGUMENT")
Dean Rose - Advanced Member
Gosh thats big of you lifelong, I am pleased you are OK with Kens decision.
Manchesterpilgrim - Advanced Member
i for one am pleased to wake up this afternoon and not see a posting from aboveboard asking about the rights and wrongs of public transport, he was desperate for an answer, and without one, i'm not too sure how he will cope.
(WE HATE HAVING OUR MORAL STANDARDS AND EQUALITY POLICIES MENTIONED HERE - LET ALONE LOOKED AT OR GOD FORBID EXAMINED IN DETAIL)
another good result for you on saturday longdagger. people were writing both boston and dagenham off early season. just goes to show it's a marathon not a sprint. keep up the form you're in and i'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day.
Lifelongdagger - Full Member
Just wish Ken had cleared it with me first, Dean, that's all . . .
It's certainly looking good at the moment, MP, although it was a tough game Saturday. Chester were very physical and missed a couple of easy chances. We rode our luck a bit, but just about deserved it I think. This is the stage of the season, though, I think, when the full time teams start to reap the advantage of being full time - training every day, etc. The stamina starts to kick in, the sharpness of the Chester players was a testament to that. To be honest, MP, I'd be more than happy to finish the top part-time team once again, although the play-offs would be fantastic. We've got the bottom two in the next two games so six points from those would give us a real chance.
Emile2 - Advanced Member (Founder of Women's hour @ Boston)
Thanks for trying to get me banned Lifelong, who said Steve Evans was innocent?
Sounds like a good topic for a thread though. Considering the whole saga is probably one of the biggest stories to hit BUFC, and it is still ongoing, wouldn't it be 'odd' if it wasn't discussed now and then?
(YOU'LL NOTICE HOW KEN DIDN'T BAN THIS NINNY FOR REPEATING HIMSELF OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. BUT THIS MIGHT BE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME DRESS SIZE AND HAVE SIMILAR TASTES IN FASHION, GIRLLS' CLOTHES GENERALLY AND FOOTWEAR. THEY ALSO FREQUENT THE SAME CLINICS FOR CHECKUPS THOUGH SHOULD GO MORE OFTEN... IT COULD BE VERY CONTAGEOUS, AFTER ALL)
Moving swiftly on, I am confident that you Daggers can make the play-offs, and win a place in the 3rd Division.
That would make for some very entertaining games next season.
As far as public transport goes....my advice would be to always try to have the correct change available, to pay the conductor, if possible, and always keep your ticket; you never know when the inspector will hop on the bus.
Truth, Justice, and Freedom for the Boston Two to dress up in any clothing of their choice to get those juices flowing..!..!
Kick all fairness Out of Football...and Lawrenson and anyone else who complains as well...
tips - Advanced Member
"Barking Mad / Above Board "??
Ken,
Can you confirm that they were the same person?
(No, he can't. But that has never woried Ken at all. Ken likes to apportion all Boston's ills on that horrid fellow. He'll have you believe eventually it was Phil from Barking bunging money in envelopes to bribe Boston's players into over-achiving on the pitch)
Who said Ken would stop and think and let the truth get in the way of a good story anyhow?
Emily 2 - Boston's favourite drag queen and transdresser - Advanced Member
I think you could add Zitface, and at least one other name to your list tips.... OOO He was so awful to me. Made my eyes go panda style when he made me cry that night. OOOO
Free dresses for the Boston Two..!..!
buf - Advanced Member
Wheres Paul??
Shodfriars - Advanced Member
Last I heard he was trying to find out what the Gliderdrome used to be famous for. Never mind eh Barking?
boston hows the 3rd division treating u cos from what i can see u r doing wank.ha.u deserve everything that cums at u r cheating bastar*s.ull never be good at owt but cheating
(This message is duplicated in most part in the discussion about the BNP & racism elsewhere on this board {because it is appropriate})
Ken,
You have to let other people air their views - even when they disagree with you. This is part of something they call democracy!
Sometimes, Ken, people will say things that you find vile or inapropriate - but your feelings are for you to resolve, not for the rest of us to have to live by.
We know you have absolute Big Brother power-pissed powers which you use to the hilt on your Patter forum, but fortunately here, you are beyond the realms of your control-freak world: You can't ban someone, and you can't delete their opinion because it doesn't coincide with yours or what they have to say hits a raw nerve!
Throwing your rattle out of the pram and having a paddy or tantrum doesn't actually change anybody else's rights to air their views or their feelings or sentiments, even though it doesn't please you.
Think carefully, now, Ken. The type of people who have absolutely stopped other people's thought processes and rights to air their views peacefully in history: Adolf Hitler, Mussilini, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe - you'll notice all these cretins share a lack of tolerance of others.
In bringing any debate to end by pulling the plug or force or vigour, doesn't change the feelings inside anybody, it merely suppresses them. It also generates hatred and anger - akin to bolting the lid on a pressure cooker. If you want to suppress others rights to air their, possibly idiotic, views you can add your name to the list of FASCISTS above.
You can only win by beating the argument - NOT by stopping it: Discussion is the way to Utopia.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
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1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, youwonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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50 success is . . . having money.
60 success is . . . having sex.
70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
75 success is . . . having friends.
80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Leeds' quest for European glory in the Intertoto Cup got off to a stuttering start on a balmy mid-June evening last night against Hungarian part-timers FC Magyarstagg. The first sign that things would not go to plan for the white rose came in the form of the crowd, or lack of it. Only 8,967 supporters attended the game of which it was estimated that at least half had taken advantage of the 'kids under 35 get in for a quid' offer.
Chairman Ridsdale's excuse for the poor attendance, that many Leeds fans were on holiday, was backed up by hoteliers and guest house owners in Whitby, Filey and Scarborough who reported very busy conditions all week.
The holiday mood was further emphasised by referee Collina who, clearly miffed at having his break on the Adriatic coast cut short, carried out his duties in his Speedos.
The first half was chiefly notable for the booking of Harry Kewell for wearing a pair of pink surf shorts, somewhat hypocritical of the referee to my eyes but there you go. This incident also provided one of the few moments in the half when crowd noise drowned out the shouts of the players.
At half-time, with the score at 0-0 the tannoy announced an 'entertainment spectacular'. A large podium was placed in the centre circle and out came none other than Peter Ridsdale. Taking to the podium he began gyrating wildly to the strains of 'Marching on together' and started removing his suit. It was then that assistant Eddie Gray was seen moving through the crowd with an empty pint pot asking for contributions. Stewards raced on to the pitch but failed to get to the gyrating chairman before he had stripped down to what police later described as 'a thong with Peter Lorrimer's face on the front.'
Whilst being lead away by police and stewards the silver-haired supremo was heard to shout 'It's your fault we're bankrupt O'Leary!I'll bash your bollocks!' It was at this point that many in the crowd thought it prudent to leave.
The second half never had a hope of matching this excitement but it was no surprise when Lucas Radebe turned a Magyarstagg cross into his own net when under no pressure in the final minute. Those Leeds fans that still remained made a mass exit leaving the ground to the celebrating couple of FC Magyarstagg supporters in the directors' box. The return leg is in Hungary on June 26th when Leeds hope to have a few more players back from holiday and their chairman out of police custody."
If this is supposed to be an olive branch to all decent footy supporters over your York outburst then you clearly are a much bigger cunt than I had you down for, sorry. Oh and Greg and racist hater I know that if I combined your IQ's you'd have the brains of a plant. The BNP are not racist for wanting to remove illegal and unwarranted asylum seekers from this country as a majority of the population agree including the current government, does that make us all racist? No. Bunch of cunts the pair of you.
Did you read what I actually posted in the post that got the yorkies knickers in a twist.
I said and I stick by it, that if it meant york going bust and us staying in the league then that was ok with me..I am sure if york fans were in the same position they would think the same as would any supporters.
It normally goes down to the wire, do you remember herford and brighton..and scarboro and carlisle? Normally a team gets drawn into any relegation fight that is surprise could it be ull now they are on a bad run and all is not well with taylor.
one of their playes wasnt picked against the imps and he pissed off to watch carlisle against orders, not much team spirit and playing badly they could well go down that much chance but you never know.
If you object to asylum seekers taking the piss and our rpt our money being spent on illegal immigrants and not genuine asylum seekers then you have a good chance of being branded a racist, thats probably 90% of the country then. Until our education and health systems are sorted we should concentrate our tax on those.
Paying a single pensioner £73 p/w is a disgrace compared with the money lavished on illegals. I hope tony blair is right when he says he will cut in half the number by september.
Do what the Malaysian government are doing to illegal immos. - if they are now found in the country after a period of 3 months grace they face a few lashes of the rattan cane followed by forced repatriation back to Indo. or the Phillipines. The employers face the same and a fine to boot.
It had the desired effect as 150,000 left virtually overnight but the other governments complained that they couldn't accomodate them all back!
Persecution-no problem with, but illegal- sorry but forget your rights cos you have none, unless the Liberal Democrats win the next election then I'll fucking leave!
BNP = Racist (With me so far, aqua?) Therefore... BNP manifesto = racist (still following?)
If BNP manifesto is racist (steady now...) and someone cuts and pastes (woah technical words!) it on this website (clue: the thing you're on now) then, it follows that...
there has been something racist posted on this website!
I sense you still don't follow. Shall I start again?
BNP = Racist
etc etc etc
I knew Boston was full of window lickers, but i've not met one quite as dim as you before
CAN SPECIAL NEEDS TEACHERS NOT COPY AND PASTE FROM THE bnp WEBSITE ON TO HERE THEN?
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IF THE bnp WERE PRINTING RACIST MATERIAL IN THEIR MANEFESTO THAT THEY MIGHT JUST HAVE BEEB BANNED BEFORE NOW.
Was both the best and worse away game I have been to for a long time first the good bits
Nice weather
friendly bmouth supporters who made us welcome
excellent boston performance that deserved all 3 points.
bad bits
the refs watch that gave 4 mins time added on
the 2 two goals
generally a good day even the bmouth supporters were saying that should have collected one if not all 3 points. Glad i stayed over on sat night, bournemouth is an excellent resort, and the weather was totally opposite from what we have had.
That about sums it up, I wish I had had the opportunity to stay over. If we continue to play with that much effort and commitment we will hopefully stay up. Have you noticed that the non traveling fans are up in arms and want Thommo sacked.
Who hate this country, why dont you all fuck of to iraq afganistan or pakistan if you think this country is so bad.
I am not for the bnp but fuckwits like you make people think that maybe they have a point.
the fact is the MAJORITY of people would rather their taxes went on the nhs and education and pensioners than scrounging asylum seekers who have done nothing for this country.
York City Top scorer signs for us. with his scoring ability we will not go down.
York City's leading scorer Peter Duffield this afternoon joined Division Three rivals Boston United.
The 15-goal marksman is the second high-profile player to leave the cash-strapped Minstermen inside a week following goalkeeper Alan Fettis' departure to Hull.
Wesley is probably more unpopular than we ever were morally he has done nothing wrong whereas we have been found guilty, but to me his opportunism for the quick buck is far worse than anything we ever did.
I can't believe that he was allowed to switch the Arsenal game to highbury in order to bankroll his move to Stevenage. Some reports suggest that he may take up to 10 players with him when he moves, Fboro wont have any debts but they also havent any money to pay next months wages. Not sure where they are in the league but i hope stevenage dont go up.
Without Wesley Farnborough were dogshit so if he wants to switch the game to make money then that's his choice - I would do exactly the same.
So what if 10 players want to go with him - it obviously means that they were quite content playing for him.
As for morals, since when did a team full of altruistic individuals last win anything?
Fuck morals they went out of football, and society, when 'Maggie' reigned!!!
In a thread below I said that I would as a protest vote for them next time the opportunity arose, having thought about it, I decided that as a work and sociailise with people of all colours backgrounds etc, it would be hypoctital of me to vote for a party who the papers say want to "THROW ALL COLOURED FOLK OUT OF THE COUNTRY".
I then checked the bnp website, it is not as clear as that they want to throw out illegal immigrants and immigrants who commit crime, I agree with that. for those who will call me a nazi you couldnt be further from the truth, i have kindly posted the bnps views on assylum seekers......................................................................................................
On current demographic trends, we, the native British people, will be an ethnic minority in our own country within sixty years. To ensure that this does not happen, and that the British people retain their homeland and identity, we call for an immediate halt to all further immigration, the immediate deportation of criminal and illegal immigrants, and the introduction of a system of voluntary resettlement whereby those immigrants who are legally here will be afforded the opportunity to return to their lands of ethnic origin assisted by a generous financial incentives both for individuals and for the countries in question. We will abolish the ‘positive discrimination’ schemes that have made white Britons second-class citizens. We will also clamp down on the flood of ‘asylum seekers’, all of whom are either bogus or can find refuge much nearer their home countries.............................................................
So don't always believe what you read in the papers.
Anything to do with the BNP is RACIST and should be removed, we live in the most tolerant society in the world and so can do without the garbage put out by the BNP. If this is not removed from this board before tuesday morning I will report this site to the relevant authorities. You have been warned.
Greg mate, what you have posted is a fucking contradiction.
If we live in the most tolerant society on the planet why are you out to ban free speech? - you read it and if it's shit you dump it, easy.
Of course the BNP are racist but then so is Mugabe but what the fuck are we doing about him???????
By posting racist information on this site you are encouraging racism and that is now a criminal offence, most tollerant society on earth? Do you read the papers, asylum seekers come to this country to flee persecution, we are duty bound by international law to provide for them, and so we should being the 4th largest economy in the world.
Instead of treating people who have nothing as lepers, we should as a nation feel proud that they have selected this country because of our humanitarian attitudes.
People who deny the basic right of life to others are simply racist scum. Given time society will out these people and take the appropriate action iaw the laws of the land. Enough is enough racist behaviour must be tackled head on and smashed.
I applaud your sentiments, Greg. Articulate and sound, although I fear you may be fighting a losing battle on this sight and perhaps will merely attract personal abuse and illiterate ramblings from the pondlife inherent within.
You have to let other people air their views - even when they disagree with you. This is part of something they call democracy!
Sometimes, Ken, people will say things that you find vile and inapropriate - but your feelings are for you to resolve, not for the rest of us to have to live by.
We know you have absolute Big Brother power-pissed powers which you use to the hilt on your Patter forum, but here, you are beyond the realms of your control-freak world: You can't ban someone, and you can't delete their opinion because it doesn't coincide with yours!
Coming on here and saying "I'll report you to the authorities!!" as you throw your rattle out of the pram and have a paddy or tantrum doesn't change anybody else's rights to air their views, even though it doesn't please you.
Think carefully, now. The type of people who have stopped other people's thought processes and rights to air their views peacefully in history: Adolf Hitler, Mussilini, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe - you'll notice not all of these cretins are of any particular race but they all share a lack of tolerance of others.
In calling for the debate to end - by force or vigour if necessary, won't change the feelings inside anybody, it merely suppresses them. If you want to suppress others rights to air their, possibly idiotic, views (I have NOT argued for their perceived right wing case here - just their right to speak) you can add your name to the list of FASCISTS above.
You can only win by beating the argument - NOT by stopping it: Discussion is the way to Utopia.
What a strange name for a website , I mean if any of you had a few brain cells, forget brain you'd be supporting LINCOLNSHIRES premier club the mighty Imps instead of these bunch of farmers.
Did anyone hear his comments on Match of the Day?
Send the opinionated prick an email, Who is he to say Dagenham should be in the league?
Don't just think about it, DO IT!
I'm not sure why you are complaining , you got away with cheating and maintained your league status. You can't carry on getting stressed every time anyone queries how you got away with it . Just enjoy your ill gotten gains while you can.
A man and his wife a driving home when they come across an injured skunk laying in the road. Eager to help the poor creature they carefully pick it up and take it too the car. Remembering his first aid training the man instructs his wife that she must keep it warm. There is no blanket in the car and with it being summer they are wearing no jackets. So the man says to his wife
THE MOST OFFENSI VE WORLD RECORDS!!
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> > > > >MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
> > > > >Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of > >her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
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> > > > >LONGEST PUBES
> > > > >Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches > > > >from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
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> > > > >Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without >preparation, completely insert a lubricated American
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> > > > >Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart >for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
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In the face of industrial action by members of the Armed Forces, the Government has announced that the Fire Service will, as an interim measure, carry out military operations in Iraq. The Army, who have demanded a 40 pay increase on the basis that their job has become rather more technical since 1945, will begin strike action next Thursday unless a compromise pay deal can be agreed in the meantime. It is understood that they will spend their time standing around little bonfires, rubbing their
hands together and waving at passing vehicles who honk their horns at them.
Crack Fire Service personnel, highly trained in playing darts, brewing tea and sliding down poles are understood to be on standby to take up front line operations. Using their "red goddess" vehicles instead of tanks, they will race owards Iraqi lines and attempt to annoy the enemy into surrendering by making a lot of noise and spraying them with water. Prime Minister Tony Blair has already stated that the Fire Service strike of last year proved that a vastly undermanned service with limited training and unsuitable equipment can perform the duties of a well-trained, well-equipped, and well-manned professional force equally efficiently and without loss of life.
When it was pointed out to him that the bright red fire engines might make an easy target for enemy fire, Mr Blair said, "Never mind, we've got too many firemen as it is ... er, is that camera running?"
Asked for his comment, Britain's partner in the coalition in the war against Iraq, US President George W Bush said "Ooh, can I have a go on the siren?"
Because of the abuse we get from them, we tend to go over the top when they get beaten, normall in that situation we would want the underdog to win but not when its dagenham.
I don't suppose you cheared to loudly when the Ipswich underdog beat milan!!!!!!!!!
Good luck in the next round
The Daggers had ridden thier luck so far in the cup, the BBC seemed to forget that when they were crying for the scum (TV and radio '5 live') last night.
Every other team plays for 90mins without being unlucky why cant the Essex scum?
I spoke to a load of them yesterday , we never really discussed Boston , its not a local rivalry like us and ips*?*ch , I know that you were involved in financial irregularities and were lucky not to get thrown out , I guess it must be something to do with this?
I was in a pub last night having a meal when one oldish bloke started talking rather loudly in support of the BNP, next thing thing the entire room joined in, men, women, old and young all in support of the BNP.
All this news on asylum seeker stuff is OK when you're watching the TV, but what happens when they are shipping 'them' into your neighbourhood???
Enough is enough......I too will be voting for BNP.
Michael Owen came home one night absolutely plastered. He could hardly stand. He walked into the bedroom and stumbled to the bed. In the process he woke his missus.
She said 'For fuck's sake Mike its ten to fuckin one'!
Hi, im just on here to invite you to join thefootballforum.com, a football forum with hundreds of members, nearly a thousand in less than 2 months or running! there are many features such as a prediction league, private messaging and it also saves you the time and effort in going to other teams forums asking them about their injury worries etc when you could do all that by asking a supporter(s) of that club on thefootballforum.com. so if you wish to come along go to http://www.thefootballforum.com
thanks for your time
so come join the rest of the division 3 forum and make it the best on the site!
From what I could see, every message that he posted was a plea for fans to sign his guestbook on his own website. Didn't realised he had been banned, though. Just a bit of a pain in the arse, that's all, really.
Peter Ridsdale and Leeds PR manager Max Clifford have decided to make a
> > film of Leeds' incredible season. The press have commented in recent
> weeks.
> > "You couldn't script the soap opera that is Leeds United."
> > So to get one over on the press and to make some much needed money,
Peter
> > Ridsdale and Max Clifford have decided to make a movie.
> > There are a host of Hollywood stars who are big admirers of Leeds
United,
> > some of whom have already expressed their desire to feature in the film,
> > and even help fund the project.
> > Stars that have so far volunteered to help Leeds climb back to glory
> > include Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Arnold Swarzchenegger, and Sylvester
> > Stallone.
> > In a press conference, the excited stars were asked: "Who are you likely
> > to play in the movie?"
> > Mel Gibson said "I'd like to play Harry Kewell, being an Auzzie and
all."
>
> > Bruce Willis said "I'd have to be the all action, no fear Danny Mills.
> > I've even got the bald head"
> > Sly Stallone wittily slurred "I'd like to play Robbie Fowler, cos he is
> > much like I am in my gun wielding action movies, a great finisher."
> > The press were becoming intrigued and asked: "How about you Arnie? Where
> > do you see yourself fitting into all this?"
> > Arnie leaned forward. . .
> > took off his shades and said........
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
Reading most of the posts spewed by twats like Boston 4 Ever,Referee & all makes me see what a sad excuse for true football fans u really.Now go away & do what u do best, shagging your mother & sister u cheating fuckin dingles.Thanks 2 rest 4 support
Now The York City Issue, what right does Boston Blackie Fans have to go running their mouths about York City going bust and that they deserve to be bust, none whatsoever, just cast your minds back to Summer last year when your own league place was in doubt, you cheating scumbags, now i don't know the ins and outs of all that shit, and personally i couldn't give a toss, because your ground is the armpit of the football league, you don't deserve your place in the football league, go back to the non league where you belong, now me being a Hartlepool Fan, I remember our club nearly being wound up in the late 80's/early 90's, we lived to fight another day, and York will live to fight another and get another chance to whip all your arses, so take a long hard think before you all start taking the piss out of other clubs, York will live on, and just remember when Boston is in trouble, no-one will support you at all, I sure as hell won't
WE ARE THE ONE AND ONLY TOWN END, RUNNING AWAY WITH THE 3RD DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Regards
Blue And White Fozz
P.S Boston Blackie is a Turd, which is exactly what your team and ground is
Chimp choker get a life, fans of other clubs havent saved york it looks like there own well motivated fans have, fans of other teams may have provided moral support and a few quid in buckets, but at the end of the day it takes far more than that to save a club.
Whats it like living in cleveland with the highest rate of child abuse in britain, did it happen to you and is that why you are so twisted and bitter.
david you say you dont know the ins and outs of what happened in the summer but yet you call us cheats
ill sign you up to have some porn spammed to you - it might clear your head - i thought only mike daggers wainright was daft enough to post his email addy on here -
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE INS AND OUTS OF WHAT WENT ON LAST SUMMER, IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY THAT YOU CHEATED, THAT IS ALL ANYONE NEEDS TO KNOW, AND AS FOR SENDING PORN TO MY E-MAIL I COULDN'T CARE LESS, WHATEVER SPAM COMES THROUGH I JUST BAN ANYWAY, SO WOULD BE ON A HIDING TO NOTHING THERE ANYWAY.
Boston boys are faggots
They take it up the arse
They'll even suck your pointed bit
If you give 'em a bit of Mars
You see, they all like Scotsmen
And to run round in a dress
'Cause they won the Conference
But they weren't the very best
They're all cheating a-rabs
They'll do anything to win
"Oi mate - Here's a big brown envelope"
Look at them fivers it's got stuffed in
They are cheating bastards
Detested across the land
And I - I'm just one of millions
Who think they should be banned.
Ken Fox give head and anal services
Ring his ringer and talk ring-pieces to him on
0113 - 278 - 4619. He is just waiting to talk
dirty to you - How Boston won it filthily
Nice to see our Lincolnshire neighbours grab a point from 3rd in the place Bury on Saturday. From what I hear, you deserved to take all of the points but for your last goal shot hitting the post!
I really wish the Imps could play to your ability and cannot understand your League position taking into account the way you shafted us at yours and were very unlucky New Years Day.
Oh how I wished I worked inthe South of the County and then I could come and watch you every Game. Did you notice our appalling attendance figures for Saturday? 2885! Fuck me! We are doing a York!!
Thanks Sid its nice to see one Imps fan appreciating our inability to score goals and our slide down the league to 22nd place.
I, for one, wish I had had the good fortune to be born in the beautiful and historic City of Lincoln instead of the rural country bumpkin hick shithole that is Boston. If I had had the good fortune to be born in Lincoln I wouldn't have had to marry my cousin, shag my mum or have my brother batter my rectum to smithereens during my early teens. I could also have got a job in some other career than vegetable packing.
You've got a magnificent Cathedral, we've got a shitty stump. You've got a fantastically appointed Castle, we've got a dingy little jail.
You've got a football team with 120 years of proud history in the Football League, we've got a team who cheated our way into the league and are hated by all other teams and fans in the league who all hope we go down back where we belong at the end of the season. And then, God help us, because everyone in The Conference hates us too.
Thanks Sid for reminding all of us from Boston what stupid inbred little fuckers we are.
Lincoln is the County town
Lincoln has a larger population
Lincoln has a beautiful Cathedral
Lincoln has an excellent new university and an old established University College
Lincoln has a range of services and industries
Lincoln has a proud history dating back to Roman times when it was the most important City in Britain.
LCFC has a proud 120 year history in the Football League and an excellent ground (for our level)
Boston is rural hicksville
It is a quiet market town
Boston has a "stump" as its main landmark
Boston is dominated by the low paid and unskilled vegetable picking and packaging industries
Nobody travels to Boston unless they have to
BUFC cheated their way into the Football League
BUFC are detested by all other clubs who know that they shouldn't be in the League
Boston is just a town full of inbreds!
And you have the front to call us "slopehead" and "knuckledraggers".
Get back to your two up two down hovels with your 9 webbed toed brothers and sisters and mind that your Dad doesn't fuck your arse to jelly for your insolence to your Lord and Masters from the big houses in Lincoln you unwashed snivelling little peasant.
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> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
> your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
>
> 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
>
> 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
> into a calculator.
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> 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
>
> 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>
> 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
> have a fire in your back garden.
>
> 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
>
> 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>
> 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
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> 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
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> 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
> ball.
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> 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
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> 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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> 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
> your teacher mum or dad.
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> 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
> the first given opportunity.
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> 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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> 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
> through and then raced against the flush.
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> 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
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> 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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> 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
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> 24) You never ever run out of salt.
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> 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
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> 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
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> 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
> got your hand or head stuck in something.
>
> 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
>
> 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
> their arm broken by a swan.
>
> 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
> on an upturned plug.
>
> 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
>
> 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
> wood specifically to stir paint with.
>
> 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
>
> 34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
>
> 35) In every bag of chips there is a bad chip
> 36) York fans have had more last ever games than anyone
A battling performance that maybe we could have won, Thommo seems to have sorted the defence out. A point away against a team lying 3rd in the league is a good afternoons work.
The first time I have been to Bury all I can say is I wish our stewards were as helpful as theirs. The social club was very friendly and a good afternoon was had by all.
Met the "evil skeggy" yesterday must be in his 50's, still doesn't think he said anything wrong. Had a laugh with some Bury fans and him, for some reason they hate york city with a vengence maybe them being yorkshire and lancashire
Get slighty sick of tossers , especially from Yorkshire who are full of Yiddish millionaires, coming on our site spouting shite.
If York are really passionate about their Club then sell your fuckin house or third car and donate the proceeds to the Club!
Somehow you won't cos you've fuck all bollox you fuckin whingeing cunts.
Hope you go under!!!!
If you have to have a whinge fuck off to your Minster site and do it. Nobody wants it you fuckin half baked Viking Shaggers!!!
Why vent your frustration on Bostons site? Simply because they are an excellent team with an excellent website here, they really are the best in Lincolnshire!
As fas Lincolnshire are concerned as a whole, GO UNDER WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!??
BOMB THE FUCKING PLACE ITS WORSE THAN IRAQ AND YORK IS THE CAPITAL. I SEE THE MINSTER MEN HAVE BEEN SAVED, STILL ALOAD OF MOANING YORKIE SHITE, BUT GOOD THEY AINT GONE BUMP
On a Footballing Note........Evans and Clifford EXCLUSIVE
by Rocco
Steve Evans despite having his punishment announced on January 29th has expressed a desire to take over at Stevenage Borough..........Cant wait to post my thoughts on the configuide when that happens!
Clifford who has been on trials with Chester all week has confirmed that he will be joining up with his old friend Daryl Clare when he joins them for good later this afternoon.
York are the most whinging bunch of dolanites going, our message boards were full of york fans wishing us bad luck. you said the right things fuck um, that twat who lives down under is a dick
FACT THEY DID WHEN VISITING HULL CHANT SONGS ABOUT US BEING SKINT, THEN YOU WILL SAY ITS BANTER, BUT NOW ITS DIFFERENT. YOUR RIGHT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST WHINGGERS IN THE LEAGUE.
Luckily, we're not all into massive generalisations. I know that there have been some very kind-hearted Hull fans who have contributed to our bucket collections and posted support on our boards.
You would do well to follow their lead and stop making such sweeping statments based on the opinions of a few morons.
You've had trouble, so have we. I supported Hull during the Lloyd debacle. Whether you have the heart and the conscience to do the same for us is your own look out. Me, I'll support any club in need.
If you all feel that passionate about the Club then why don't all you York fans remortgage your houses, raise personal loans, sell your second cars, etc. and then club together and buy the Club?
I'll tell you why;
1)the wife won't let you
2)you hope someone will do your work for you, and
3)you haven't got the bollox
..........so fuck off from our site you whingeing tykes cos you will survive.
Twats.
And when that shonky businessman you've got sells your shed from under you, we'll all sit on our hands. Don't expect any help from other clubs if you get into financial difficulties......you aren't worthy of it.
But then again most other teams have decent fans, and doubtless you'll get assistance. That's what marks them out as different from you. You and your kind are just wankers. Sad, pathetic low life
...despite pleas from more reasonable Boston fans (thankfully a few have popped their head above the parapet in the last couple of days), we're right back to square one with another twattish comment. Well done Boston, you don't have churn out the thickos.
Was this an 11 year's old attempt at 'humour' or 'satire' or something? What do they put in the water round your way?
I lived in Boston for 20 years and to be honest i was glad when i left for pastures new. Ive supported BUFC for 22 years and last season will live with me for the rest of my life to see BUFC a league team albeit by cheating. I can understand why rival fans hate BUFC fans so much, The majority of people are two faced who only think of themselves Skeggy proves that thay have a blinkered view on everything. Boston is not a nice place to live and as the song goes:
"I CAN`T READ"
"I CAN`T WRITE"
"BUT THAT DON`T REALLY MATTER"
"COS I COME FROM LINCOLNSHIRE"
"AND I CAN DRIVE A TRACTOR"
SO SAD CUNT..........Did you leave Boston after your twenty two year stint at North Sea Camp for being found guilty of........................BEING A TWAT?
OH WE HATE BOSTON AND WE HATE BOSTON WE HATE BOSTON AND WE HATE BOSTON WE HATE BOSTON AND WE HATE BOSTON WE ARE THE BOSTON HATERS. WE HATE BOSTON WE HATE BOSTON
