Congratulations to our new Prime Minister Peter O'Neill, PNG's New Favourite Fattyfatty
longer they're in politics,da fatter they get Posted Aug 3, 2012 7:12 PM
This was on pngexposed.wordpress.com some time back, funniest. Can't think of a better salute to our new corrupt reelected PM!
There once was a konman named Peter OíNeill,
With very dark skin yet an irish manís name,
Yes Peter once tried that bisnis stuff too,
But he never could pay his way,
Heads up, heads up for Peter OíNeill, heís now the PM, ok?
HOORAY for Peter OíNeill, OíNeill, heís managed to con his way.
Maladina and Peter, a dream team for sure!
They took on the fund with the NPF name
They cleaned it all up, then they cleaned all out,
Herman Leahy was helping, they say,
A bladi success was that NPF theft,
Ďcause they managed to hide it away,
While Jimmy got fat, our poor Peter went broke,
It was high time he learnt a new way.
Nape plus Peter, a second team WOW!
Somare would hate them but where is he now?
The door is wide open and Peterís walked through,
Scheming and planning to get rich anew.
Now Abal was honest, thatís not a good trait,
In our PNG parliamentary circus of late,
Peter promised them something, we still donít know what,
NA traitors came running to get their new cut
How could Basil, Morauta be voting OíNeill?
Unexpected behavior or some secret deal?
Ethics be damned but hypocrisy is not,
Morning, Sam Basil!
Have you lost the plot?
Now the Falcon is part of a government sale,
The money is flowing but where lies the trail?
Letís begin with a slush fund, a trust fund or two,
Plus some Cayman accounts for the loyalty crew
A truly great conman some dozens will say,
Pete knows about this but stays out of the fray,
He says from now on stealingís clearly tambu,
But is NPF on Peterís list to pursue?
The world might be laughing but Peter smiles big,
Heís back in the money, a fancy new gig!
The honest support him, the corrupt are in awe,
Cairnís Somares are jealous and Chan still looks small,
Now itís time to reward NA conmen and more,
Campaigns cost big bucks, this the voters make sure,
Give out kina, brown cartons, and projects to boot,
Itís whole lotta money, so where comes the loot?
Itís our government funds that new pollies now grab,
Theyíd better act fast Ďcause they know it wonít last,
Mauswara out front about wiping out graft,
while over in Cairns they all wine, dine and laugh.
Free this and free that, our ol Peter proclaims,
ďSchool fees are now finished and Iíll be to blame,Ē
Now how are they going to pay for all that?
More mines and more land grabs, and other such crap?
We once had a country quite rich and secure,
The people were happy, no money itís true,
But equality ruled and the konmen stayed low,
Now times are a changing, ExxonMobil and all,
Look, streets are a humming, POMís towers do glow,
Yet our resources are leaving and our wealth hardly shows,
The economyís been growing so whyíre we left out?
Yes, silence is golden, but isnít it high time we shout?
Our clinics lack drugs and the schools have no books,
While potholes abound making bodies all shook,
Our kids lack service that once graced our land,
ĎCause so much was stolen by government hands,
Look, voting is only a few months away,
We know that theyíre stealing, close our eyes and just pray,
While we bend down our heads, Peter claps with great glee,
If that makes you cross, then please join us and screamÖ
HEREíS ONE FINGER UP FOR OL PETER OíNEILL, THE MIDDLE ONE UP IN FULL VIEW!
ITíS A ROYAL SALUTE FOR OUR SECOND GRAND THIEF, WHOSE NATION HEíS READY TO SCREW!
YAAAAA, HEREíS ONE FINGER UP FOR OL PETER OíNEILL, THE MIDDLE ONE UP HIGH AND DRY!!!!!!!!!
ITíS A ROYAL SALUTE FOR OUR SECOND GRAND THIEF, OUR NATIONAL CORRUPTION GUY!!!!!!!!!!