Sigmund Somare of Redfern, Sydney, has no problem with his neighbours. They all encourage him to urinate on his vegies. They all do it. It is the custom for Redfern people to wet their vegies in the evening. Besides, it was April First [April Fool's Day] so don't get your knickers all bitter and twisted over the Chief. Twas not him, I say. Sir Mick is a respected leader in our region and everybody knows this.