a translucent green squirt gun, there was still some kerfluffle over that

1. Yeah that was a pretty ironic statement, coming from Wes. Of all people.
   
   Being pro-death penalty never won me any chicks. The social experiment has failed miserably; it's time to fix the criminal justice system and then start eliminating criminals. Caning for litterbugs, and all that. As for guns, apparently you didn't get the memo. The pictured guns were squirt guns (rolls eyes). Maybe you read selectively. Or maybe you knew that and are just back to being your same old miserable self.
   
   
   
   
2. [[ For people who are unaccustomed to guns as tools, but familiar with them as weapons, well, what can you say ]]
   
   Semantics.
   
   
   DO, that would have been me. I can't remember the context exactly but when I posted the pic as a reply to something, I was worried that Sealhunter (who is probably more familiar with guns than just about anybody on here) would realize that it wasn't a real firearm and say so, thus ruining the hilarity. I just remember thinking it was pretty funny at the time. He did say something that implied he was on to me, but thankfully he said nothing. And so the typical VP-PC hysteria ensued. Flutterby also seemed to recognize that it wasn't a real gun. Some time later, as a send-off on the earlier photo, I duplicated the posting but this time with a photo of an even more-obviously non-real firearm (it was a translucent green squirt gun, not one of the realistic looking ones that fell out of favor in the early 80's). IIRC, there was still some kerfuffle over that too. Some people...
   
   
3. Upright citizen's brigade
   Posted by Sardonicus @ 2007-05-15 11:45:59 EST
   
   [[ I don't believe it was a squirt gun. ]]
   
   You can claim to believe whatever you like. It wasn't a real firearm. That you couldn't tell then, and long after that revelation you still go on about it, makes it more amusing. Even though it's true status was no secret. I guess some of us were just enjoying the hysterics and forgot to send you the memo.
   
   
   [[ I just thought that what you did was in extremely bad taste. ]]
   
   Or rather, you want to believe it was a real gun so you can feign being righteously indignant?
   
   
   [[ (Even if it was a squirt gun it was in extremely bad taste.) ]]
   
   With you Wes, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
   
   
   
4. Re: Vegan With Guns - A Sad Tale in Condo-Vision..
   Posted by Sardonicus @ 2007-05-15 11:49:25 EST
   
   [[ There are people who need mental help and jail does absolutely nothing positive for them, there are people who shouldn't be there in the first place ]]
   
   Indeed. Which is why I think the system needs to be fixed before we hand out death penalties for 3-time litterbugs.
   
   [[ Sardonicus you are lying. You bragged about your new 9 millimeter and went to great lengths to explain you were getting death threats and/or weird emails, that is why you purchased the gun. I remember it quited clearly sardy boy ]]
   
   How about you email me that message to refresh my memory, hmmm?
   
   
   
   
5. Earth First! toilet paper indeed.
   Posted by Sardonicus @ 2007-05-15 12:44:16 EST
   
   [[ The fact is you already bragged that it was a gun and that you bought it for protection ]]
   
   Well I guess you need closed captioning as much as Wes does. Count yourself in Wes's camp. Okay with me.
   
   
   [[ Sardonicus is making unrealistic statements, is backpedalling, lying through his teeth, displaying a selective memory, issuing regrettable and beyond phoney denials ]]
   
   Perhaps you take my online quips far too seriously. But I'm totally serious about my suitcase nuke. I had to go this route, because you know, I couldn't get a gun after that unfortunate incident in the book depository at Deeley Plaza .
   
   
   Would I kid you about something like that!?
   
   
   [[ but these open threats of physical violence ]]
   
   Dude! Who did I threaten? Advocating the death penalty for meat consumption is merely legislative! And highly speculative. Of course... there is the bloody coup path to consider.
   
   
   [[ is hateful ]]
   
   Well at least you got that bit right.
   
   
   [[ from the safety of the keyboard and his pc lifestyle ]]
   
   PC? Wow, I haven't been called that in like 15 years!
   
   
   [[ there was no need not to answer my emails ]]
   
   You're hurt and lashing out. Sorry about that. This behavior though, isn't going to win you any free lit from me.
   
   
   [[ Maybe Sardonicus is not the real thing. ]
   
   I am entirely fictitious. I don't even take myself seriously.
   
   
   [[ has a convoluted and biased impression of the world around him. ]]
   
   Whitey go home! Fight da power! Remember, I'm totally pissed at one race most of all. It trumps all else.
   
   The human race.
   
   
   
   [[ Earth First! toilet paper indeed. ]]
   
   I think it's too scratchy. What do you think?
   
   
   [[ In fact inspect the language in his previous incarnation as nondairycreamer. ]]
   
   Wow! I offend you and suddenly you're on board with the grassy knoll theory! Thats okay.
   
   
   [[ Now keep in mind that it is possible that Sardonicus is somebody else and just micked his style. Of course i realize this. But there are similarities that are hard to just dismiss out of hand.]]
   
   I remember you say just the opposite. Just saying.
   
   
   [[ The truth is not for sale at any cost ]]
   
   What if I throw in a moldy bagel from a dumpster?
   
   
   
   
   
6. Re: Earth First! toilet paper for my cornhole
   Posted by Sardonicus @ 2007-05-15 12:57:22 EST
   
   Oh dear. That's bad. Well at least now I can see what so many partake in this sport with you Dragon. It has it's sick fascination.
   
   

dumb

dumb

Thanks anonymous coward.