Good Dog Nigel

Arf, Arf, he goes, a merry sight
Our little hairy friend
Arf, Arf, upon the lampost bright
Arfing round the bend.
Nice dog! Goo boy,
Waggie tail and beg,
Clever Nigel, jump for joy
Because we are putting you to sleep at three of the clock, Nigel.

Sad Michael

"There was no reason for Michael to be sad that morning, (the little wretch): everyone liked him, (the scab).
He'd had a hard day's night that day, for Michael was a Cocky Watchtower. His wife Bernie, who was well controlled,
had wrabbed his norman lunch but he was still sad.
It was strange for a man who have everything and a wife to boot. At 4 o'clock whne his fire was burking bridelly a Poleaseman had clubbed in to parse the time around. 'Goddeven Michael,' the Poleaseman speeg,
but Michael did not answer for he was debb and duff and could not speeg . . ."

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