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waz (no login)
Posted Nov 7, 2009 10:57 PM
up at panament city today when the 4x4 broke the front differintial, boy were we screwd over on that, anyway seldom seen slobby and sawdust charlie got in a fight over who had cut the most firewood, sawdust charlie cold cocked ol slobby with a hunk of endangerd bristlecone pine, and if ya know anything about bristlecone pine, he wouldnt have suckered slobby with that old piece of wood, so far slobby has been able to open his eyes, but thats about it, luckily mother maria was there and she was a medic in the mexican army or navy at one time, but it could have been the mexican air force, but it dint matter as she knew 1st aid and she helped ol slobby get his shit together, even though he is a little wobbly this evening, anyway sawdust felt bad and fixed the 4x4 with some of his old parts that were leftover from the border wars tween death valley and some parts of nevady back before the turn of the century, what century? it dont matter as a century has 100 years and everyone know that most tejans cant count, so why do you care, but that is another story,
but back to mother maria, where ever she learned 1st aide, she dun a good job, but somethin got lost in the translation as mother maria cant speak any english and slobby only knows latin and a ancient alaskan anuit indian dialect, which even nanook cant translate, but what nanook cant translate we kinda figured out when he does sign language, but only having one arm and hand, sometimes makes for interesting talk around the fire in the wood stove, one thing ya dont want to ask nanook is was how big was the walrus he kilt last winter when he had to go home to remodel his and mrs nanooks igloo which froze over in the summer due to global warming
sawdust charlie fixed the powerwagon with some jb weld and some of his spit, that guy is a numero uno mechanic, he can fix enything, but his welding skills are lacking structure and look like a seagull had diarhea, but he sure does have a nice set of craftsman tools he stole out of the barker ranch before someone burned it down, most of us thought that the blm burned it down, but they told us it was some off roaders who were back in the goler wash area on some trail 90's, ya gotta watch out for them off roaders and bikers that come out our way, there was some bikers that came out from bishop to see the barefoot monkey girls around 68, but the original charles of goler canyon had them bikers dealt with, no one knows where they went, and they had the inyo and mono sherifs out here snoopin around looking for some parts, they even had news people which made mother maria very scared and unable to administer her brand of 1st aide, but they dint find what they were looking so everythin kinda came back to normel, but we do get a lot of japnise tourests out here lookin for adventure, but they wont find any as nanooks scares em off when he does his impression of the walrus man,
well its time to cook dinner and take slobby to trona so he can work at the potash plant, but i dont think he will be able to, hes gotta knot on the side of his head and I dunno if the hardhat will fit, but its ok, his afro is full grown and the hardhat just sits there, kinda off canter and to the rear, its a trip to see slobby go to work, hes dressed in his farmeralls and rubber boots and storm jacket, but i dont see any storms coming so why is he wearing sawdust charlies coat, oh well who knows, hes a good sort and brings comical relief to panament city,
well gotta go, the satellite is making a ascending pass and the only time to get a message out is during doppler shift, so dont no worry about a tv tom, we have everything a guy needs, and even though we are higher up we can relate to your misery
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