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That floppy crap on a turkey's head

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Female Puritan
First Thanksgiving toe hangs down
Like turkey waddle

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 11:11 PM

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Drunken Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Groin monster calling
Ovaries getting a snack
Cloth being swallowed

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 10:38 PM

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More Denim Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Blue denim ripple
Inverted valley swollen
Like a catchers mitt

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 6:45 PM

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First Lady Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Former first toe says
"Thousand points of camel toe"
New World Order toe...

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 6:40 PM

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Denim Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (Login Camel-Toe)
Forum Owner

Lips parted widely
Denim creeping up forcing
Blue jean hills appear

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 10:13 AM

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In keeping with the denim theme...

by Dan (no login)

Lavender Levi's
Purple mountain's majesty
Amber waves of toe.

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 5:20 PM

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some damn patriotic toe!!!!!!!!

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 6:36 PM

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Splendiferous

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Tight pants wrap the toe
Splendiferous wedgie in
Vaginal region

Posted on Nov 1, 2001, 8:18 AM

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Hey There Sports Fans!

by Dan (no login)

Backward slide, leg high
Flutter skirt, reveal the prize
Yamaguchi glide.


Posted on Oct 31, 2001, 9:54 PM

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The man in the boat

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (Login Camel-Toe)
Forum Owner

Little fold wonder
Tarp over the man in boat
Lo! What lies beneath...

Posted on Oct 31, 2001, 8:33 PM

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Drool Wet Pillow

by (no login)

Cloven pant pod bulge
Wet lip morning camel drool
WAKE at crack of Dawn!


Posted on Oct 31, 2001, 6:39 PM

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Camel Tippie-Toe

by Bernie-X (Login Bernie-X)

Splendor wrought from pain
Post-pubescent camel toe
Gym class wedgie cruel.

Posted on Oct 31, 2001, 3:22 PM

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Toe Cheese

by Anonymous (no login)

ACK! What stains thee there?
Thy toe looks like a taco
Dripping out sauce now!

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 8:22 PM

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Politician's Wife

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

H. Ross Perot's wife:
A giant sucking sound then
Panties travel up.

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:52 PM

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Porn Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Dripping stretched porn toe,
hard day at work. Now rayon
sucked in the wet void.

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:51 PM

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Chubby Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Weight Watchers meeting
Flabby assymetrical
Lips will eat all now

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:51 PM

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Toe Kiss

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Mistletoe Camel
Toe, kiss under one for fun
un' other, huh? Where?!

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:50 PM

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Loud Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

"Oh no!" said the toe
"This cloth rends me asunder
And forces a quiff!"

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:48 PM

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Dark Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Copious lip droop
Jungle fever for disgust
Aunt Jemimah Toe

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:46 PM

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Amish Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Woolen splendor tucked
Painful Amish camel toe
Over Castro's beard

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:43 PM

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Valley Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

What is this tarp that
Covers yon fertile valley
And goes underground?

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:41 PM

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Fashionable Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Pleats where pleats not be
Fashion designer nightmare
Tucked in, tucked in, in...

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:39 PM

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Toe Envy

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (no login)

Ah! Proclivity
To obtain a camel toe
Not such as on thee

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:32 PM

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Wet Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (Login LIC)

Moist cloth presented
For world to see dripping wet
Tucked neatly inward

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:27 PM

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More Old Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (Login LIC)

Wrinkled hills part wide
The red sea long since dry
White curlies balding

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:23 PM

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Old Toe

by Lord Isosceles Crotch (Login LIC)

Pink spandex tucked in
Massengil and cheap perfume
Old age home toe YUCK!

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 5:16 PM

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Toe Dichotomy

by Joe Toe (Login Camel-Toe)
Forum Owner

Mind's eye, beauty numb
Slouch slide, knees wide, down the chair
Nana's camel toe.

Mind's eye beauty, num
Slouch slide, knees wide, down the chair
Lap dance camel toe.

Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 4:14 PM

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