I laughed! Truly I did. Thank you for that! I do like when someone surprises me.
Yes, my stuff is that good. I may not beat a lot of sites in traffic - but in conversion rate and profit margin... you bet!
See, I teach site owners that it's better to have 100 people come to buy than 1,000 come to look - and leave. Conversion rate is where most people fall apart.
The way I see it, most companies see 10% closing as a good percentage. I see it as - OUCH!! - 10% conversion means 90% don't want or like what you show them. Not good. Not good at all.
Anyway... point being - your post surprised me. That's not a common occurrance and I enjoyed it!
I'll do some thinking along those lines...
Thanks!