"A - B - C" Always Be Closing!"
"You call yourself a salesman you SOB?"
"I don't got to listen to this sh*t."
"You certainly don't pal, cause the good news is you're fired. The bad news is: you've got, all you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit.
Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause were adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. (shocked looks from Dave and George)
"Do you get the picture? You laughing now? You've got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close sh*t, you are sh*t, hit the bricks pal and beat it cause you are going out!"
Hey we all Like Thanksgiving. Who doesn't, right? When else can someone actually eat Yams? With the little marshmallows on top? I don't care if they're candied or not, I don't do Yams. Period. Give me turkey and plenty of it. Dark meat. Not the dry white stuff.
This has to be the Yam Growers Association's biggest day of the year! Somewhere there is a little yam growers daughter suffering because I'm not whipping up a big bowl of yams. Sorry about that.
When the dishes the dishes are done. Grandma's in bed. Kids are fast asleep. You'll need some quiet time to relax. It's time for one of my favorites. The Leftover-Turkey-Some-Of-Everything Sammich! A layer of Miracle Whip. Kosher salt. Fresh ground pepper. Turkey. Stuffing. Cranberries. Maybe even a dab of gravy if any is left!!! All on fresh Home-style Buttertop All-Grain bread!
Now climb into bed being careful not to wake the spouse, or significant other. Pop in the copy of GlennGarry Glenn Ross. Keep it low lest the F-Bombs should wake the house!!! Kick back with a cold one, being careful not to get crumbs in the bed and watch what a real sales job can be like!
The
"Unofficial 'GlennGarry Glenn Ross' Site" has a section breakdown of the major portions of the show.
Actors in this lesser known sales drama include Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin, Kevin Spacey, Ed Harris, and Jonathan Pryce!
This is a MUST SEE folks!!! Anyone desiring to know what a true sales job and true sales meeting are like, must simply rent this for the Thanksgiving lull. As a gift to yourself.
Success and Regards... Mike
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