Since we can now _reserve_ fictional names for the sake of writing press releases and prohibit their use by anyone else, I am reserving the right to the following people:
The Easter Bunny
Santa Claus (including, but not limited to Kris Kringle, Sinter Klaus, and "The Jolly Old Elf")
Batman
Darth Maul
Jean Chretien
Pope John Paul II
Kermit the Frog
Dipsy the Teletubbie
Yosimite Sam
Ginger Spice
John Merrick (aka "The Elephant Man")
Barney
and Captain Kangaroo
Use of these names will result in the Spirit Lawyers taunting you several times.
Posted on Aug 26, 1999, 8:30 PM from IP address 209.47.26.161
