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Toothbrush salesman
by Bulldawg (no login)
A good ole country boy answered an ad for a toothbrush salesman. The manager to one look at him, gave him 100 toothbrushes to sale, and sent him on his way. 3 hours later the country boy was back for more toothbrushes. Thinking the country boy had lost them, the manager gave 100 more. Next day the country boy showed up and got 500 toothbrushes. Third day he got 1000 toothbrushes. The manager didn't know what to think so he asked the ole country boy "what is going on?". The country boy replied "I sure do hope these last me till lunch time". The manager wanted to know the secret to his sales success. "Well its real simple. I got me a table set up a the mall with a bowl of potatoe chips and some dip. When people walk by I ask em if they want to try some chip and dip. As soon as they take a bite into the dip they say "OOOh that taste like crap" It is, want to buy a toothbrush?