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Baptist on an Island
by Bulldawg (no login)
One saturday afternoon a plane heading over the pacific ocean crashes. 2 survivors crawl up on the beach of an island. 1 man jumps up and runs off to check out the island. The 2nd man, a baptist, lays down on the beach and starts to dry his clothes. Several hours later the 1st man comes back. "We are going to die! There's no water, no food, and no sign of civilization!"
The baptist says " Relax we are going to be fine. I make a 100,000 dollars a week."
1st man " I don't care how much money you make! We are going to die! I'm going to check the island again" and he runs off. The baptist lays back down.
Several hours later and out of breath.
1st man " I've checked everywhere, twice, we are going to die!"
Baptist " Relax like I said we are going to be fine, I make 100,000 dollars a week"
1st man " I don't care how much you make! That is not going to get us off this island,why do you keep telling me how much money you make?"
Baptist " Listen, I make 100,000 dollars a week. I've been going to the same church for 20 years and I put 10% a week in the collection plate. The preacher is searching for me right now!"