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You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004 at 9:30 AM
 

 
This topic started after I almost died laughing on Trixie's Venomitis post!

"...So you have offically contracted "Venomitis", an incurable disease of loving the 5DV. Although there is treatment, no sure cure has been found. Many breakthroughs have been tried to cure people infected with this disease but with the onset of technology attempts to find a cure have been side tracked by just treating the disease. I have been infected for quite some time. At its worse I continually watched The Crippled Avengers four times a row. My family got so worried that my VCR was taken away for a week. Then there was the time I actually wrote letters to Lu Feng asking him what flowers we should have at our wedding. That required in house treatment. Last, I visited a school for the handicapped to gain a greater appreciation for the blind, deaf, and mute, and mentally challenged and then organized a fund raiser to help the boys in the Crippled Avengers.(Lucky, I had a good lawyer who helped me to avoid jail time on fraud charges). It is a challenge to fight off the symptoms of the disease but you are at the right place. There are good people here who understand what you are going through...."

Let's hear it guys!

Thanks,
VenomsFan

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 9:37 AM 

You know you're a Venoms fan when you strategically place your pictures of Lu Feng next to your significant other so at the right time you can look at the face you REALLY want to see!
Trixie

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 9:48 AM 

When out to eat with your friends, you try to debate which of you should stay to take a beating while the rest of you sneak out of the restaurant without paying.

Thanks,
VenomsFan

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 9:53 AM 

When you buy one of every weapon used in the films so that when it comes up in the movie your ready for your personal training sesson with Sifu.

 
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trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 9:55 AM 

When you go to kungfu class with an iron plated vest just in case one of your classmates really does have iron feet.
Trixie (ya'll done got me started)

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 9:59 AM 

You walk around pointing at people at work saying, "Damn you!  You'll pay for this!"  Yes I actually do it. 

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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 10:07 AM 

At a family gathering friends and family are discussing what's new with them...you say you bought a new DVD and they all moan and leave the dinner table. 

He he...that might not be funny but it happened yesterday



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poison_clan_man

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 11:13 AM 

...you cannot pass by your computer without the irresistible urge of going online to the "Five Deadly Venoms" fansite to check out the latest postings!

poison_clan_man

“…for many men, just to hear of the name fills them with hate and loathing!”

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 11:38 AM 

(Poison, you are so right!)When your greatest fear is that this fan site will be down for more than a day and your husband refuses to watch that goddamned "iron feet"segment just one more time for the laughs.
Trixie

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 11:43 AM 

When you go to a Chinese Restaurant and tell the waiter that "Poison clan rocks the world" hoping he'll let you join the resistance movement against the Manchu.
Trixie

 
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Anonymous

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 11:44 AM 

consider changing your name to Trixie Feng.

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 12:52 PM 

When you wait for Halloween to wear your special Venoms outfit in public and everyone says "hey cool costume" while secretly you know you paid a designer $500 to design and make it for you and everyone thinks its a gag.

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 18 2004, 7:04 PM 

The bathroom of your Kwoon (Kung Fu School) is wallpapered with Venoms Movie Posters, Pictures and Video box covers. (Yep....)

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 19 2004, 3:14 PM 

Everytime you hear the Sade song By Your Side, you immediately think of Chiang Sheng. As a result of watching the tribute so many times, the images may start to play in your head. If you've really got Venomitis, you begin to tell the people around you about Chiang Sheng like they could really care (Happened to me this weekend).

Thanks.
VenomsFan

 
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Anonymous

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 19 2004, 3:59 PM 

I think of him too, whenever I hear that song.

 
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Scorpion

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 20 2004, 5:00 AM 

You said it Venomsfan! Whenever I hear that Sade song, images of Chiang Sheng pops in my head and it reminds me the first day that I "got back" into watching kung fu movies and blindly renting "5 deadly venoms." And I immediately came upon this site after I wanted to know more about the movie.

I have YOU to blame Venomsfan, for getting me hooked on the Venoms like a ho on crack (lol).


 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 20 2004, 9:39 AM 

WHAT THE?!..

 
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Trixie

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 20 2004, 10:26 AM 

I am a firm believer that when the "student" is ready the Venomfan will appear. We're all under his spell and there is nothing you can do about it. The pain oh the pain.
Trixie

 
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venom

July 22 2004, 10:04 PM 

You know your a venomfan if u have own every single Movies their did.
You know your a venomfan if u have website dedicated to them. lol

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 22 2004, 10:57 PM 

You get real drunk at the bar and go smashing bottles on people's head screaming "Damn Waste!!"

Thanks,
VenomsFan

 
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Saiga

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

July 23 2004, 3:25 AM 

My favortie quote about the bottle breaking thing was Hai To from Kid with the Golden Arm admonishing one victim of said phenomeon: "You broke the jar!"

 
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trix

You're not alone

January 26 2005, 5:17 PM 

This is for our newer members that need to feel comfortable in their Venom obsessions. We all know how you feel.
Trix

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

January 27 2005, 4:45 PM 

You are trying to remember how many films Wei Pai actually starred in. And for the ones he was in you are thinking about what he actually did!

Thanks,
VenomsFan

 
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You Know Your A Venoms If......

January 27 2005, 8:38 PM 

You own a copy of the laughable , crappy movie NINE DEMONS just to see Chiang Sheng and Lu Feng . Even if it is hilarious that he's on skates!! That's dedication!!!

Sincerely,
YuChoy

 
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Scorpion

Re: You Know Your A Venoms If......

January 28 2005, 5:19 AM 

When you comeback from watching the pathetic movie "Elektra" you pop in a venom movie to remember that at one time stars actually knew how to perform onscreen fighting and the director knew how to freakin keep the camera still.....DAMN IT ALL

 
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Re: You Know Your A Venoms If......

January 28 2005, 5:23 AM 

Ha ha... don't forget 5 Venoms vs Wu Tang!

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Scorpion

Re: You Know Your A Venoms If......

January 30 2005, 5:54 AM 

BUT I want to forget it ..lol. oh the horror!

 
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Re: You Know Your A Venoms If......

January 31 2005, 6:27 PM 

You know you're a venoms fan if you pay $230.00 (yes that's two-HUNDRED-thirty) for a bunch of dvd's to complete your collection! Well... almost complete

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specialkick

you know you're a VenomsFan if....

February 2 2005, 7:50 PM 

You know you got the Venomitis if you start breaking all the candles in the house looking for that treasure map. Better yet, go to Bath and Body Works where candles abound!

On the downside, you're indeed a VenomHead if you have a phobia toward wet paper towels.

I want Iron Feet! Would I have to customize my Nikes? (Would I have to learn to kick?)

Time to log-off and watch Magnificent Ruffians...

 
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Trix

Good one

February 2 2005, 10:14 PM 

HAHAHAHA! that was a good one special. I don't think I'll ever think of paper towels quite the same way again. Hey maybe if you ask right, they might let you join the resistance movement a gainst the manchus too! Restore the Mings I say.
Trix

 
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Trix

This still c racks me up

May 7 2005, 12:48 AM 

This is for all the newbies out there. Let us hear you s tory
Trix

 
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maclean

Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

May 26 2005, 7:42 PM 

if you're nickname is centipede,snake,lizzard,toad or scorpion....

 
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A VENOM FAN

August 23 2005, 1:01 AM 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A VENOM FAN WHEN TRY TO RE-ENACT THE "CLOUDS COME DOWN"MANOVEUR ON YOUR FRIENDS WITH EITHER A BROOM OR A MOP.

OR YOU KNOW YOU ARE A VENOMS FAN WHEN TRY CONSISTENTLY TO CLIMB UP THE WALL LIKE THE "LIZARD" CHARACTER, ONLY TO BUST YOUR ASS EACH TIME.

 
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Trix

Venoms fan if......

September 27 2005, 10:41 PM 

For some reason you can't help checking this site everyday hoping that a real venom might stop by and say "hi I'm Lu Feng, anybody know how to get in touch with Trixie?.

 
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you know you're a venom fan...

September 29 2005, 4:38 PM 

You know you're a fan when you are explainig to your friends about the day before (spent watching Venom movies of course!) and it comes out like the venoms are your actual friends and you were there, (we all experience the situations these guys get into).

The worst part is your friends think you are hanging out with some really cool people they never met and seem a little jealous.
EXAMPLE: I told my friend how i thought it was cool when Chiang hung from a knife in a tree- upside down and was still fighting off a ninja,
My friend replied "how did he do that and who the heck is Chiang?"

I can relate to almost every one of your posts on here, as I was reading them aloud, my husband was busting up at how he said I could have written them all, I reminded him that there are more people in this world like me so I must not be crazy. LOL
LC

 
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Re: you know you're a venom fan...

September 29 2005, 8:12 PM 

When your aimlessly window shopping for hours and security suddenly stops to ask........What are you doing? If your response is "Nothing ....just looking.....alriiiight? Seek immediate help!

 
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you know you're a Venoms fan when...

September 29 2005, 8:47 PM 

You drink you liquor from a giant jug and and are still sober enough to fight

 
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trix

Re: you know you're a Venoms fan when...

September 29 2005, 11:07 PM 

hey you sure we are not married to the same person. It was surprising to my hubby too that there were people like me lurking around. Feels good to be amongst friends who understand you dont' it!

 
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Re: you know you're a Venoms fan when...

October 4 2005, 4:34 PM 

I find myself naming just about every thing I do with a "style" even have hubby doing it.
Example, bending over to pick up something, "Swan Dive Technique"
maybe turning around quickly, " Tornado's wrath" etc.

 
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You Know you're a venoms fan when..

October 4 2005, 4:31 PM 

You spend more time standing (rather than sitting) in front of your big screen tv during a venom movie (to imitate the fight moves of course!)


Or when you download every version of "Kung fu Fighting" onto one CD so you can play it while driving and all the kool fight scenes go through your head while listening to it. Kool way to spend idle time when you cant get to a tv.

 
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Trix

Good one Patti

October 5 2005, 8:03 PM 

Hey Patti,
You are so crazy. I love it.
Trix

 
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Re: Good one Patti

October 5 2005, 10:51 PM 

Got my hallowen costume ready, going as Chiang Sheng!!


"Right, we need to put the shoe on the other foot. We need to disguise ourselves."

 
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Re: You know you're a VenomsFan if...

October 15 2005, 12:32 PM 

(newbie here)

You know you're a Venoms Fan if you have the Towel Scene from Destroyers as your screensaver.

You know you're a Venoms Fan if you are currently pointing at this website and to your family..and saying..*SEE?? *Somebody else gets it!!*

 
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Trix

Yeah We Get It!

October 15 2005, 10:54 PM 

Welcome Storm!
We definitely get it! Isn't it nice to be among "your peeps". HAHAHAHA! Now for the screensaver, I hope you are a girl or your friends are gonna think that you are taking this sh** a little too far. LOL
Trixie

 
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OO--Another one..

October 16 2005, 11:18 AM 

Yes,Trixie i'm a girl and my hubby just rolls his eyes at the screensaver 8-p!
How about...

You Kmow You're A Venoms Fan if you noticed almost immediately that in Daredevils,every scene where Phillip Kwok is practising with his father,its actually Lu Feng in a wig,but it took you nearly a week to notice your sister got her hair cut Very VERY short...?
Would that count?

 
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Trix

I didn't know that!

October 16 2005, 8:17 PM 

Are you serious. Is that really my Lu? That ranks up there with the passion marks on Phillips neck in shaolin rescuers. Dang my Lu is so versatile, with his mean old self. HMMMMMMMMM

 
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Lu as stunt double

October 17 2005, 12:20 PM 

Oh yeah! took me a couple of viewings to notice but I guess its natural the team--who were so used to practising with each other anyway-would do stunts for those actors who couldnt take the physical stuff.Look real close on one of those practises and you can kind of tell the old man from just Lu in a dusted wig.
I also noticed in Ten tigers of KwanTung,when fu shengs character has gone to the docks to pick a fight with Lu's character (dont ask me to spell that name) and Lu Feng swings across the rope and knocks him into the water--the guy falling into the water looks more like Chiang Sheng then Fu sheng, and I used to wonder why they were doing Fu shengs stunts.

Oh..*cough cough* did I forget to mention I was slightly obsessed? 8-p


    
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You Know you're a venoms fan when..

October 15 2005, 3:36 PM 

when you have unknowingly tranformed others' way of thinking.

I put in a kung fu movie (not Venoms..sorry,) and hubby say's :"This is boring, change it to one of those cool one's you have with those deadly Venoms in it." I thought if I had put one in like originally planned, he would have said "Not again!"

Transformation Complete!!!

 
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If

October 26 2005, 9:39 AM 

If you are willing to spend $100-$150 plane ticket to go see an $8 movie. But hey, it's on the big screen and it's the Venoms. (Pray there are cheaper tickets).

Thanks,
VenomsFan

 
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Trix

Money well spent

October 26 2005, 1:40 PM 

VF,
I think it is money well spent. I'd love to be with a crowd of my peeps enjoying a Venom's movie and a big bucket of popcorn. I would be in the front row with my "I love Lu Feng" sign blocking everybodies view.WHAT FUN!If he's showing Crippled Avengers, I could just hear everyone laughing at "He's got Iron Feet". And the applauses at the practice scenes. AHHHHH just to look at Chiang Sheng flip through those rings is pure joy. Take pictures and let us know how everything went. PLEASE
Trix

 
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You Know You're a Venoms Fan When . . .

October 28 2005, 4:28 PM 

When you wife knows The Five Deadly Venoms & Kid With The Golden Arm word for word and is not ashamed of it!!!!!!!!!!

 
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you know your a venoms fan...

October 28 2005, 5:27 PM 

You Know your a venoms fan when your search the internet for 3 hours looking for decent pics of the guys to put your own background together( which took another half an hour)

 
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Re: you know your a venoms fan...

November 19 2005, 1:45 PM 

WHEN YOU TRY TO LOCK YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER INA HEATING SAUNA,THINKING YOU CAN CURE HE OR SHE OF A POISON OR DISEASE THEY MAY HAVE!!!!

 
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Re: you know your a venoms fan...

November 20 2005, 10:35 PM 

My god I've been gone too long! Storm and Patti sound like fun. Dont corrupt them TOO fast Trix! lol

 
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venoms fan

November 21 2005, 11:21 PM 

You know you are a venoms fan when you buy a dune buggy for the desert and your hubby gives you a bunch of racing stickers to deck it with and you say no, I want this to be done right!

I have been searching all the toy stores and science stores for those little plastic creepy crawlies Centipede, Snake, Lizard, Scorpian and Toad to super glue to the rails. I even have a Shaolin MONKey named Abbott as my mascott strapped to the back of the buggy.

I haven't lost my mind, I buried it so I can be me!!
Patti

"Right, we need to put the shoe on the other foot. We need to disguise ourselves."

 
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gAUssZiLLa

Re: venoms fan

May 27 2011, 6:09 AM 

you know your a fan when you have the masks of the 5 venoms tattooed on your arm happy.gif

 
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Venoms

Yeah those tatoos are awesome!

June 24 2011, 5:09 PM 

For those who haven't seen the tatoos, check them out HERE.

And you KNOW you are a VenomsFan if you are still replying to the Fansite Forum! happy.gif

Thanks for stopping by,
VenomsFan

 
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