Given the absurdity of the news reports in the OMF fic, this commercial fits.
The only thing missing is Styles' unique way of saying "Oh my GOD!"
One thing though: You might want to change "CLIENT" to "PLAINTIFF" and "DEFENDANT" as appropriate. I wasn't sure if one client cowered while the other attacked Funk, or the opposing client cowered then attacked Funk.
-Z
Then again, I'm easily confused anyway. ^^;
Posted on Jun 7, 2002, 6:10 PM from IP address 198.81.17.168