>
> chapter 17: OYAJJII! (sounds: oi-ya-ge, think Dan from Street Fighter
> Alpha/zero 2)
SHERL <Apocalypse>: Who is this babbling idiot?
ALAIR: I generally try to avoid thinking about Dan as much as possible, thank you very much.
>
> Ayeka and Tenchi where still out cold when the creature walked toward
> them with his captives all crying at loss of their new friend,
ALAIR <Ayeka, crying>: He owed me fifteen bucks!
MAX <Ryoko, crying>: I wanted to do that!
ONIKO <Tenchi, crying>: Tenchi's luv shack is back, yes!
> they
> suddenly heard a familiar voice in each of their heads and it said
ALAIR <Voice>: All things are fated to be destroyed! Burn everything for Hitler!
ONIKO <Voice>: Nabeshin has arrived!
VIPER <Voice>: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!
[VIPER gets pelted with soapy water.]
LANCE <over intercom>: This isn't Jackass, Hedgehog-
ONIKO: Of course not. Its CKY.
LANCE <over intercom>: Shut up you.
> "I
> didn't know you all cared, what a shame I'm not dead."
MAX <deadpan>: A terrible tragedy.
SHERL: It's also a shame he's such a jackass.
[OR, just so's we don't repeat the word jackass so awkwardly...]
SHERL: It's also a shame he's such a bastard.
[The author does have a certain love for that particular word...]
> then it slowly
> dawned on the girls that it was Adam,
ALAIR: Though judging by the intelligence of the girls in this fic, that took about three months.
> then there was a battlle cry it
> sounded like 'oyajjiii!',
ALAIR: What's Dan doing there?
BRANDT: I hope he knows that "oyaji" is "father."
MAX: Why wouldn't he? He's only an expert at EVERYTHING ELSE UNDER THE SUN, so why not the Japanese language?
ONIKO: Because it's ridiculously difficult and contains approximately two hundred million different characters?
BRANDT <dawning horror>: It does? It is? [goes wide-eyed] I'll never know it again.
ONIKO: Then my work here is done.
> the creature looked up and saw a black
> figure with a sort of armour that had a sphere at his waist,
THIEF: It figures that Asslicker'd be a Spaceball.
SHERL: Nah, I think that's usually called a beer-belly.
ALAIR: No, its called a tumor. The guy has testicular cancer.
[The others wince.]
> on his
> forehead and at the sides of his head, above the sphere on his head
> was a green jewel, on his head was rows of spikes, both his elbows
> had two long blades on each,
MAX: [blinks] ...how do *those* work?
ONIKO, VIPER: Search us.
[They both continue to try and box with their elbows, failing.]
> the armour moved at lighting speed
ONIKO: Leaving poor Adam behind, clad in his knightly boxers.
> at
> landed a blow that knocked the creature off of its feet and it landed
> making a large crater,
VIPER: ...conveniently at the location of Adam's school. Go fig.
> when it got up it said: "THAT IS THE MOST
> POWERFUL BIO-BOOSTER ARMOUR THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN, WHERE DID YOU GET
> IT?" " Woolworths" was the reply from the Guyver.
ALAIR <Guyver>: It was 15% off.
>
> "IMPOSSIBLE,
ALAIR <Creature>: THEY HAVE GREAT SAVINGS, AN INCREDIBLE VARIETY OF QUALITY MERCHANDISE, AND A CONVENIENT LOCATION?
[ALAIR coughs.]
ALAIR: And that really wears your throat out.
> HOW COULD YOU OF SURVIVED?" said the creature
BRANDT: A creature so evil... he ignores the conventions of grammar!
[ALL gasp in abject horror.]
> "A good
> magician never reveals how his tricks are done,
BRANDT <Masked Magician>: Actually, it was done by --
ONIKO <Adam>: Piss off, you.
> Death can not contain
> me, for I am death",
DEATH: I THOUGHT I WAS?
[MAX looks nervously to the back of the theater but sees nothing there.]
MAX: ... I have a really bad feeling for some reason.
[AND/OR]
VIPER <Death>: Trust me kid, that doesn't cut it. When some guy with a whip shows up at your doorstep, all the flying scythes in the world won't save your butt.
> then Two other guyvers appeared one green and
> purple,
BRANDT <eyeing the fic suspiciously>: Cell's not in this, right?
> the other was a purple that was so dark it was almost black
> and it had pink cords on it,
MAX: Ruining its claims to badassery.
> the dark one spoke: "Who are you and
> were did you get that guyver unit?" "It is not from this dimension,
VIPER: Its from whatever twisted dimension David Gonterman inhabits.
BRANDT <creature>: BUT YOU SAID YOU GOT IT AT-
SHERL <Adam>: I lied.
BRANDT <creature>: ...YOU'RE MEAN.
> and my name is death to my enemies and Adam to my friends,
ONIKO: Yes, he wrote himself a crummy little introductory speech, folks. How many more times do you suppose we'll be hearing it?
SHERL: Cut the animators some slack. Their budget ran out during the opening credits.
ALAIR: There weren't any opening credits.
SHERL: Exactly.
> now that
> the introduction is over can you help me free my friends?"
MAX <Guyver>: Hmmm... No.
BRANDT <Adam>: Pretty please?
>
> chapter 18: three on one? ...I'll allow it!
ALL BUT SHERL: Yeeech.
SHERL: ...I don't get it.
>
> The three guyvers formed a plan using the telepathic link and soon
> put the plan in to action,
SHERL <Adam>: Okay, first you kneel behind the creature, then I push
him backwards, thereby-
BRANDT <Guyver>: Waaaaaait a second...
> they all attacked at once then
> individually using a different abillity
ALAIR: ...but realized they had a problem because nobody had bothered to equip any armor with "Gan Don" attached.
> then all three used the
> gravity weapon
BRANDT: -which damaged Yu Yevon even though no OTHER boss got hurt by it and Yu Yevon is the end boss of the whole bloody game!
> when the creature started to show signs of weakness
> but the plan back fired as the gravity ball sped toward the creature
MAX: ...is a "gravity weapon" even possible?
ONIKO: Theoretically a moving ball of near-infinite mass *can* be used as a projectile, provided you find a way to increase the density, and therefore pull of gravity, on the side on which you want the ball to travel. The problem lies in actually creating a ball of near-infinite mass and manipulating it without getting sucked in. Now, Hawking said-
[ONIKO looks over and notices that everyone else is staring at him.]
ONIKO: ...oh, right. Perverted fanboys can't be smart, I forgot. Okay, um... "he said balls."
[The others nod to each other, then return to watching the 'fic. ONIKO mutters something under his breath about MENSA memberships.]
> and then it sped back to its source, lucky
VIPER: Glauber?
> the green (Sho) and purple
ALAIR: ... the Sugar Bear?
> (Agito) managed to get out of the way while the black one simply
> stood there
THIEF: Much as our will to live did at one time, before this fic got it? Is that how you mean, you bastard?
> and it vanished in front of him. The creature stood there
> and said: WHAT!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NO THING CAN STOP THE PRESSURE
> CANNON!"
MAX <Adam>: Yeah? Well they said that no one can stop Mr. Domino. And you know what? I stopped Mr. Domino!
VIPER <Ignignokt>: No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
ONIKO <Err>: It is over now.
VIPER <Ignignokt>: The bullet is enormous there is no escaping.
ONIKO <Err>: Jumping is useless.
[OR]
SHERL: Didn't you reflect it back at the Guyvers *five seconds ago*?
ALAIR: Well, technically he didn't stop it, he redirected it.
SHERL: Which side are you on?
> "nothing's impossilbe for me",
VIPER <Adam>: -because I'm writing the story! Bwa hahaha!!!
> and with that he vanished for
> sight and suddenly the creatures hands fell off in pairs and seemed
> to flot down to the ground gently.
ONIKO: -like a cherry blossom, symbolizing the fragile impermanence of mortal life. [closes his eye and sips his tea]
BRANDT: I believe the creature just thinks it's #16 now.
MAX: Wait, so you know about Dragonball Z!?
BRANDT: Sure! Juuroku's really spooky though, the way he and #17 and #18 haunt that poor Lain...
MAX <livid>: Yooouuuu... BASTARD!
BRANDT: What? Oh! [cringes] Yeah, forgot about that.
> "Sho, Agito, get out of the way,
> he's gonna fire some weapon like the mega smasher"
MAX <Adam>: ...or maybe Mega Flare! Or maybe he'll use an atomic laser! That'd ROCK!
> shouted Adam just
> as the shoulders of the creature opened up to reveal mega smasher
> type cannons
SHERL: Gosh, Adam was right!
ONIKO: What the hell is a megacannon, anyways?
SHERL: Well, here's a free sample. [opens his palm, points his arm at ONIKO]
ONIKO: What? AHHH!
[In an instant, ONIKO is frozen to the wall by an incredibly wide blast of ice energy.]
ONIKO <cheerfully>: Thank you! Would you please get me down now, you asshole?
> which fired straight away instead of carging, luckily
> the two guyvers moved in time.
MAX: Yeah, lucky for them.
SHERL: Yup.
ONIKO: Definitely.
BRANDT: I'll say.
VIPER: Without a doubt.
[A beat.]
MAX: So... anyone know what the Mega Smasher *is?*
SHERL: Nope.
ONIKO: No clue.
BRANDT: Sorry.
VIPER: We thought you knew...
ALAIR: Obviously, it's a smasher named Meg.
[beat]
ALAIR: I mean... no no no NO!
ONIKO: Wow, that happened faster than I thought it would.
[Can this work with the last one?]
[How's that?- Lainer]
[How about "It smashes Megamen"? -Alair]
> When the smoke had cleared Adam was
> standing there in front of the creature in a deathlock,
VIPER <Announcer>: ...but, as you can see...
[ALL but VIPER make a snapping sound.]
VIPER <Announcer>: ...it wasn't an Everlast Deathlock (tm).
> the creature
> had grown a new set of hands, and was crushing Adam,
ONIKO <creature>: I am crushing your head! Crush, crush!
> when suddenly he
> bit deep in to Adam's chest,
ONIKO: This seems vaguely homoerotic.
[Pause.]
MAX: What? How? How is this vaguely homoerotic?
ONIKO: You know...in ways.
THIEF: I can see it.
ONIKO: The nipple thing?
THIEF: Yeah, the nipple thing.
[MAX doubles over, clutching his mouth.]
> Adam screamed in agony, as blood spurted
> out of the fresh wound,
BRANDT: Um, Adam, the creature was big enough to fit you under its foot. How's it inflicting just a wound on you, even a Engrish 'flesh' wound?
MAX: The giant's a nibbler.
BRANDT: Ew.
[OR]
BRANDT: Um, Adam, the creature was big enough to fit you under its foot. How's it inflicting just a wound on you, even a Engrish 'flesh' wound?
MAX <brightly>: Porn logic!
[BRANDT stares at MAX, his eyes narrowed.]
MAX <awkwardly>: Uh. Nevermind. I guess you had to be there.
[OR]
BRANDT: Um, Adam, the creature was big enough to fit you under its foot. How's it inflicting just a wound on you, even a Engrish 'flesh' wound?
MAX: You should see how the giant likes to eat his Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
BRANDT: Uh. No.
> then suddenly the armour retracted
ALAIR: Feh, it was better when it happened around Matt LeBlanc.
BRANDT: No kidding...! [pauses, and flushes]
> "what the
> fuck?" said Sho as Adam was being crushed in to a bloody mess,
ONIKO <Weasel>: Sire...we got the squirrel, but...it's a bit messy.
> already blood was pouring from his mouth, as the others still trapped
> in the hands,
MAX: The hands which fell off, you mean? Which they can escape at any time so as to defeat the monster?
BRANDT <Adam>: Uh... yeah. Why do you ask?
> watched in horror, when the creature lent forward,
> opened his jaws and.....
ALAIR: Realized that he gave up head-biting, so he had to wait another forty days to finish Adam off.
>
> TO BE CONTINUED......later
SHERL: Thank God! Another moment and this fic would have reached a new height of absurdity.
>
> chapter 19: later
ALAIR: With Jools Holland.
BRANDT: I preferred the Whistle Test, personally.
SHERL: This fic has reached a new height of absurdity.
VIPER <singing>: And now it's even later and now it's even later, and now it's later still...
>
> Suddenly a Bokken flew forward and jammed the jaw wide open, Adam
> seizing the chance Adam shouted: "solid armour activation sequance"
MAX: Behold the power of a wooden training sword.
SHERL: Damn right. Those things can cut through anything.
BRANDT: Actually, the tendency to depict absurdly powerful characters with Bokkens stems from legends of sword masters so skilled they could kill with an unedged sword.
SHERL: So it's shorthand for munchkin?
BRANDT: Basically.
> then Adam was engulfed in light and when it subsided in Adam's place
BRANDT: -was Magical Pretty Fighter Adam!
ALAIR: -was a rutabaga.
SHERL: -was an Adam-like being and Adam quickly jumped and moved Adam out of the way of an Adam trap and Adam unleashed Adam's most devestating Adam-move...
> was a robotic suit that was as black as tar and it seemed to draw in
> the light,
SHERL: Man, Adam really sucks...
[A beat.]
SHERL: ...in light. He's like a walking black hole.
[MAX blinks.]
SHERL <to MAX>: I've got Frank-N-Furter Syn...
[A beat.]
SHERL: ...drome.
MAX: Oh.
> "time for a bit of fun!" said the suit as he gripped the
> beasts
[VIPER snerks for a few seconds.]
> lower jaw and started to close its mouth with the bokken still
> in place, soon there was the sound of cracking as the bokken broke,
> and Yosho walked over as if noting was happening and calmly said:
BRANDT <Yosho>: Stenographer, can you please read back the last few minutes of the battle?
[ALL stare at BRANDT.]
BRANDT <uncomfortably>: Because, you know... he walked over as if 'noting' was happening...
[Long pause.]
LANCE <over intercom>: Hey, Brandt... watch.
[The fic stops, and is replaced by a short clip of-]
ALAIR: DEAR GOD!
SHERL: What are they doing to... oh lord...
BRANDT: AAAAAAHHH! NOOO! LET STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE GO, YOU MONSTER!
LANCE <over intercom>: As long as we understand each other.
[The fic starts up again.]
> "That was my only bokken, when will you be replacing it?" "soon" was
> the reply from Adam
SHERL: Wow. That may have actually been in character for Yosho.
ALAIR: There is a god.
[OR]
ALAIR: There *is* a god.
MAX <Yosho>: You know, is now such a good time to be doing a comedy routine? What with the giant evil monster here and all?
ONIKO <Adam>: Pshaw, he's off screen. He can't do anything.
> as he managed to close the creatures mouth with
> the bokken sticking through the roof of the mouth.
MAX: Wood... versus bone. Thin wooden bokken... versus large heavy jaw...
SHERL: Let it go.
> Adam sprouted twin
> blades out of his wrists
SHERL: -splurting blood everywhere, screaming in pain-
> and severed off the creatures head,
ALL <Queen of Hearts>: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
> the
> body's grip was increasing as an eye opened on the chest "oh, my god,
> look at that"
ONIKO <Yakov Smirnov>: But in Soviet Russia, that looks at YOU!!
> said Kiyone as the fixed on Adam's stomach, then a set
> of jaws opened under the eye.
MAX <Mike Wazowski>: Is it too late to give up?
> Adam jammed his blades in to the eye
> just as the creature was going to bite him, blinded, it loosened its
> grip and seizing his chance
SHERL: Jesus, the jaws got his 'chance'!?
[ALL of the men flinch.]
ALAIR: I read this and I think to myself, "It's so good that Guilty Gear 2X wasn't out when this was written." Because, if this is how random the fight scenes get under the influence of Tenchi Muyo and Guyver...
> Adam slipped free and a part on the
> helmet opened up and so did the front of the torso and
VIPER: -Adam stepped out in a tophat and tails. The rest of the cast joined him in a chorus line and-
> they started to
VIPER: -dance! You could feel the dance floor-
> charge with energy just as he called to the guyvers to
VIPER: get down and boogie-oogie-oogie!
> use their
> mega smashers on the creature, the two guyvers fired their mega
> smashers
ALAIR: Not to be confused with their mega cannons or Megaman, for that matter.
[Donkey Kong's Hammer Sequence music plays and VIPER, ONIKO chase SHERL around the theater with giant hammers.]
ONIKO, VIPER: MEGA SMASHER! HO!
> just as Adam fired his weapons and the creature was
> instantly destroyed along with his ship and a few trees.
VIPER <MvC2 announcer>: Hyper Combo finish!
ALAIR: What did those trees ever do to you?!
>
> chapter 20: well, that was fun!
MAX: No it wasn't. It was painful.
[OR]
THIEF: Oooh... you DARE to ask... your whole family is DEAD, asshole!
MAX: Oh! Can I help?
THIEF: You can waste the family dog.
MAX: Right. [nods and starts slathering cyanide on a Porterhouse]
>
> Later that day everyone had thanked the two guyvers
BRANDT <Tenchi, brightly>: Thanks guys!
[Beat.]
ALAIR: THAT'S your riff?
BRANDT: What, couldn't you detect the subtily portrayed symbolism representing the depths of innui and essential lonliness of Tenchi's new estranged existance, reduced to playing a one-dimensional second-banana to this ludicrous farce of an SI?
ALAIR: Um. Er... yeah. ...of course I did!
SHERL: I didn't.
ALAIR <sneers>: Peasant.
> and invited them
> to stay for dinner but they declined and left,
ONIKO <Guyver>: We're scheduled to be out of character in another crappy fanfic.
> soaking in the onsen
BRANDT: What, now he's got the powers of SpongeBob Squarepants?
> Adam was trying to avoid the attentions of the ladies
ONIKO: Problem is he's God's gift to women.
MAX: Except for that college girl who he'll kill.
[OR]
ONIKO: This is easily the first time I've seen an SI who has wished for an off-switch for his Aura of Smooth.
> by encasing
> himself in stone but that didn't last very long
MAX: Washu had been cramming and had made her way up to chisel.
[OR]
MAX: Washu had been cramming and had made her way back up the technological tree to the chisel.
ALAIR: Plus there was that whole "breathing" thing.
> so he just gave in
> and let them fuss over him,
VIPER: He's a whore.
> he didn't like it but, as they say 'when
> in Rome...'
THIEF: -fuck every Roman on two legs. And on special occasions Romans with four legs. And maybe under certain circumstances Romans with one leg.
MAX: That's a lie and you know it.
THIEF: Yeah... I made up the special occasion part.
> Ryoko was trying to get him to remove a baggy
THIEF: Man, this reminds me of my Elephant Man fantasies. [licks his lips]
> long
> sleeved t-shirt
THIEF: ...oh, that's what they meant.
ONIKO: Or IS it?
SHERL: ...yeah, it is.
ONIKO: Or IS i- OW!
> while Minagi was trying to get him to remove a towel
> from around his waist,
ONIKO <singing>: And there, behold, for them to view beneath his bonny skirt was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth...
BRANDT <whimper>: Please don't talk about that...
[OR]
SHERL: Whoa. *That TINY*?
> neither of them was succesful in their efforts
> and Kiyone was just watching, amused at the trouble he was in,
ALAIR: -and slowly centering the sights on her plasma rifle.
[OR, reword..]
ALAIR: -and slowly drawing a bead on his face with her plasma rifle.
> sure
> he fought a hard battle and killed many,
ONIKO <Adam as tailor>: I killed seven in one blow!
SHERL: Next we see of Adam, the giant was scraping him out of the treads of his size 60,000 Nikes.
> yet he couldn't handle a
> pair of women fawning over him.
MAX: Trying to strip is not 'fawning', Author.
THIEF: Just as long as he's not 'buck'ing under them.
THIEF <Tenchi>: You son of a bitch! You'll ruin my whole playing-hard-to-get routine! How do you think I get all these hot bitches?
> and this annoyed Washu who
> came over to try and remove the cloth he had on his face
ONIKO: Wait... wait! Guys, you know what this means? We can't stone him!
[ALL make disappointed sounds and put down their rocks.]
> instead of
> his hat, he still wore his sunglasses over the cloth though.
VIPER <Adam>: "I wear my sunglasses at night?" HA! Beat this!
>
> chapter 21: the end is nigh
ALL <bored>: We figured.
>
> Suddenly a portal opened and out stepped
ALL: Magneto!
> a man who was built like
> Adam but he showed his face,
[BRANDT is suddenly wearing a set of goggles and a Redstar compu-pak. A distinct 'beep' is heard.]
ONIKO: What was that?
BRANDT <idly>: My "Pueblo Sniper!" (TM) program's image recognition. I'm spotting for the F-HOGs.
SHERL: The line seperating fantasy and reality is getting *razor thin* for you, huh?
> had short hair like Adam without the
> ponytail, and he wore a t-shirt with blue jeans.
ALAIR: Well, given that the only description we've had of Adam so far is "Well built with hat and lots of black stuff"... but still, at least it proves that he's a master of Ansatsuken.
BRANDT: How?
ALAIR: He's got a palette-swap.
> "Its time to come
> home, so get your stuff
BRANDT <Adam, singing>: You can keep my stuff they're gonna take me hooome...
> and come on we gotta go see Chun-li and then
> Armitge"
SHERL <stranger>: You've only got two more days before the personal protection orders are validated.
> said the stranger undisturbed that Adam was being fawned
> over
BRANDT: Well, at least he's en*deer*ing himself to the cast-
ONIKO: SHIT! Lance has released the remote control robo-hornets!
LANCE <over intercom>: Fly my little pretties, FLY!
> by what look like sisters but he knew better,
[ALL are applying copious amounts of cream and band-aids.]
VIPER <gargoyle head, Cockney>: But we knows bettah...
> they were Ryoko
> and her daughter Minagi.
THIEF <singing>: Hey Mistress, I really like your daughter... I'd like to eat her like ice cream, maybe dip her in chocolate...
[Sad that that song's been stuck in my head for the past few days. -Chimera]
> "chill bro there's no rush..." "but there is,
> shadowlaw have developed a portal making machine"
MAX <Al>: We're gonna go chuck rocks at it.
ONIKO <Adam>: Cool!
> within a flash Adam
> was out of the onsen and fully clothed.
VIPER: No pun intended.
[40,000 hamsters in leg-warmers drop on VIPER.]
LANCE <over intercom>: Shut up!
> "hadn't we better get going?
> anyway why should we go see Naomi? "asked Adam to his brother Al.
MAX: Adam has a tight psychological grip on young Al the plumber.
SHERL: Al? How "Weird."
> Because she couldn't contact you so she contacted me and boy was she
> pissed! it was her birthday and you swore you would be there,
BRANDT: You heartless monster! Adam, how could you? [He breaks into tears.]
> oh, I
> had better warn you she said if you aren't there in four hours, she
> will hunt you down and castrate you with a rusty butter knife."
ALAIR: ...Naomi is my new hero.
SHERL: Come on! What are you waiting for, Naomi?
THIEF: What do you *think* she's waiting for? It takes time to set poison on a blade.
[Or something to that effect. I'm not the resident killing fanatic- Lainer]
[Luckily, I am. -Chimera]
[OR, for THIEF's line]
THIEF: What do you *think* she's waiting for? She's got to starve some dogs so they'll be willing to eat his still-twitching severed flesh before his very eyes!
SHERL: ...remind me never to ask anything, ever again, anywhere.
> "lovely so get there in, mmm... say ten hours?" With that comment he
> said goodbye and that "I'll be back, maybe not today, maybe not
> tommrrow but someday".
ALAIR <Hawkeye>: -until then, stay alive, whatever may occur!
> He then walked through the portal with his
> brother to return.....
[ALL hum the theme to 'Casablanca'.]
BRANDT <Grampa Simpson>: Later that day, we were on our way to America!
>
> some day soon
BRANDT <thick Indian accent>: -Kali-ma will rule de world!
>
> (not the next day but the one after that, but thats another story,
ALAIR: Oh! Another story? Which, Sailor Moon or Final Fantasy X?
> so
> keep watch every month)
>
> NIGH (THE END).
VIPER: Adam Richmond will return in "Thunderball!"
>
> characters - played by
>
> Ryoko - herself
> Ayeka -
ONIKO: Demi Moore!
> herself
ONIKO: Shoot.
> Al - Adam 'Asskicker' Richmond
VIPER: So he's playing two roles to get two paychecks! Oh, that sneaky so-and-so!
ONIKO: Considering the way Tenchi avoids having sex with all these women, I don't know if I'd call Tenchi 'himself', if you get my drift.
THIEF: Not to mention that he's so goddamn hot in a dress.
> Sasami - herself
> Adam - adam'Asskicker' Richmond
SHERL: So everybody's played by themselves, except Adam, who was played by Adam. Discuss amongst yourself.
> Yosho - himself
> Sho - himself
> Agito - himself
> Washu - herself
ONIKO: Did Mel play herself?
BRANDT: Mel was done by CGI. There is no Mel.
ONIKO: There's got to be a Mel!
>
> Did you find the referances to my games collection?
ALAIR: Every other line was a reference to either a game or an anime. This fic is like an advertisement that got out of hand.
VIPER: Like The Wizard?
ALAIR: Yeah, that too-
ONIKO: Or the new Star Wars movies?
ALAIR: Sure, I guess-
MAX: Or pretty much every cartoon from the 80s?
ALAIR: All right, fine, you're all gigantic nerds. Is that what you wanted?
> If so e-mail and
> tell me what games you found.
[VIPER holds up a small box.]
VIPER: I found this copy of Thunder Force 4 under my seat. Does that count?
>
> Disclaimer: All the above characters execpt for the enemies, Adam and
> his brother Al are copyrighted and so are most of the stuff I
> mentioned. I didn't ask if I could use them but I did anyway. Don't
> sue as I'm english and always skint
DHP <over intercom>: Traitor.
[*SMACK*]
DHP <over intercom>: Ow.
SHERL: "Skint?" Are you trying to say you're skintight, or did you misspell "skiing," or... wait... it could have been "snikt!" Ye gods, Wolverine came in and killed him in mid-sentence! Oh, the tragedy!
VIPER: ...and there's the obligatory Homestar Runner reference! OUR INTERNET DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
> /spelling miztakez/cameos in my future
> stories (not just Tenchi but others, please say which anime
BRANDT: Well, author... how about Excel Saga?
MAX: Yeah! That's a great idea-
BRANDT: Because after all, I'm sure that the heroes could learn the Dragon Slave and stop him from writing!
MAX: AAAUUGH!
> and if
> I've seen it about, I'l l write about it)
>
> Then don't hesiate to e-mail me @
> asskicker@richmond17.freeserve.co.uk
ALAIR: I wonder if he has issues with his self-esteem, maybe?
>
BRANDT: And these are the jaws of the creature trying to chew on the bokken!
SHERL: It's good for fiber, you know.
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