I'm a freking charlatan...
Okay...I admit it...
I have been taking the stupid amongst you for years....
Thank you for the money.

Cleo.






... Thanks for your call.

Hi Mr. Radio man. I just read that the phone giant, AT&T, has stopped all their 900 numbers. Yes, that's right. Gotten rid of their 900 lines!!!!!!!

Betcha Miss Cleo(I see all things-know all things) didn't SEE that one coming!!!!HAHAHA

Thanks for listening...

Hi, just calling from the WTBTS in Brooklyn with a question.
Wonder if Miss Cleo can predict armaggedon? I think she will be better at it than our local GB.

...an' sure an' me kin soothe your wond'rin' heart me bonnie Marcus...tell mee's jussabout where you'd like mee's to be a cuttin'your cards now, me broddah....


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ok....

here ya be, mon...



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signs point to yes......


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...back to you, Ruff ......

Yessss...mesistah... dey been a pilin' up dozzz multi-million contracts, man... been bleedin' da folks what work an' ya know what me be tok-in 'bout me shiny sissy...
now ahhhmmm a transferrin' your shiny face to one 'o me associates, now, darlin'
Now, don'cha be-a dissapointin' me now, child, I can sell...er...I mean utilize even the smallest mini-byte ya might toss me way, snowball...

Got'cha...


... whoops !!


MISSED YA ....

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...........Get you next time ...
aAafeerin' ya'vvvv had a toke o' me ganga, baby....

You know what I be tokkin' bout, love...

You cannot resist me forever !!!



You will be mine.

You will be mine ....


All MIne.








I wil be your knight in shining armor...



riding out of the desert ...



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..........in a Duck-assed '64 Corvette....



...with a passenger seat that is still wet from yesterday.





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.....I love this car.

Oh Sister'o mine don'cha be a-knowin' noww after me tell ... and time and time agaiin... !!



......don'cha know ?


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..... an' sure an' ....



...OOOOOOOHHHH Me SiSSY !!... Me SISsyyy !!!



The spirits....



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.... dey be-a-tellin' me, child....



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... ... 900 ...




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....... something..............



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....Begora and da Banshee Shelailee's, me bonnie boobs



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What da FUK ??. ?? ?? / ? .gov / 666.org


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kewl.



Huh ?





Get more from your internet service
Would you like to earn BIG BUCKS while doing absolutely nothing ???
How much would you expect to pay ??

well........


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Fuck THAT !!


Send ME fifty bucks !!




By immitating my patented system of soliciting
amazingly gullible people and taking their money, then dumping their unfortunate carcasses in the harbor ...


YOU , TOO !!!!!


...can be like MEEEEEeeee!!!!!!!



Cool, huh ?





So, in short...





I have all the 900 numbers...



put down the pen...






just dial 0 .



Ted T.


( "Cleo " )