I was thinking maybe we could take a community ed. class together or something....


I've always wanted to learn how to cook Cantonese...


or maybe we could learn...


(wink)


La Mas ???


All the other couples are doing it...I thought it would be fun...


All the other abductees in my focus group were all saying that...


...


maybe we should try to get in touch with each other's inner child...



of course, I laughed at first ...



but then,



I got to thinking....



we don't talk anymore...



....and I can't remember the last time you bought me flowers...




and ever since the anal probes...



you don't tell me you love me anymore...



oh Zardoz....



What's become of us ???






Thanks for your call...
...back to you, Ruff ......

Whuut !!

I have had just about all I can take of this shit !!!

Look !! It's not MY fault that I crashed into Lake Heartbreak !!! It's not MY fault that I was sent here on this crappy anal probe mission in the FIRST place !!!
It's not my FAULT that I have to probe your asses to sustain my very life !! ...but that's my lot in life....
I don't mean to convert you into what must be...but I'll DIE if I don't !!!
Do you UNDERSTAND ?? Whuut ??
Give me a BREAK !!!
...and for GAAAWWWDDZZZ sake !!! ....

So we shared the anal probe....

...that doesn't make me your BOYfriend !!
.....step OFF !!!


...two hundred years....
...I swear...
...every third one....

GET ME OFF THIS ROCK !!

Thanks for your call...
...back to you, Ruff ......

what's wrong with an anal probe anyway?