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Friday's All-girl biker bar humor

March 22 2012 at 6:12 PM
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All-girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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  1. LMAO ! - Anonymous on Mar 22, 2012, 7:08 PM
  3. Well at least explain it once - Blonde Biker on Mar 22, 2012, 7:32 PM
    1. me either? - another blonde on Mar 22, 2012, 8:19 PM
      1. OK, the punchline is - Anonymous on Mar 23, 2012, 9:02 AM
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