OK Here are some different ones for you

Coach is Insecure & seriously has some personality issues.
Coach has demanded that all girls be her friends on Facebook
Coach has no idea how to coach or teach when question by anybody, she always has an excuse, never listens and think she knows it all. She should learn to take some constructive criticism.
Coach threatens players with suspension from the team if they don't play good. (Maybe somebody ought to suspend her for her inadequate coaching)
Coach almost lost her job, last year with the stunt she pulled at Parkview.
Coach lost one of the best asst coaches at the end of last season, because of her tyrannical behavior towards the girls, and again leaving 2 to 3 defenders in the back when all else fails...
Anybody else would be better!