I’ve been mishearing lyrics my whole life Dough. I couldn’t come up with any examples except I knew there was a song with the line “at your desire” which I heard as “it’s Jordan sire.” I think I also heard "I'm your fetus" for "I'm your Venus". I did a little Internet research and this turns out to be the song “Venus”, possibly by Bananarama (there are other versions). Isn’t this song used in a TV commercial? Much more interesting is the fact that there is a web site devoted to misheard lyrics:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard
I guess no one should be surprised by that.
Jimmy
