Ah, Jimmy

It must be tough to be a (straight) guy and like "I Spy". I don't think you can quite experience the full flavor of the show as some of us gals can. It's like having this beautiful birthday cake all decorated and lit with candles. You blow the candles out, and carve the cake up, but then are not allowed to taste it.

Metaphorically,

Mona
(Or something like that)