The Mona and Maya contingent

Honestly, you two are obsessed! Here's a multiple choice quiz just for you.

1. Does Bulwer-Lytton shamelessly treat Kelly as a sex object?
A. Yes.
B. Indubitably.
C. You bet your boots.

2. Do the other female participants at the Forum join her in this?
A. It seems likely.
B. Is there any other reason to be here?
C. On the contrary, the rest of us lust after that fine specimen of manhood Herbie Rimstead.

3. Will they ever stop?
A. I doubt it.
B. As they approach senility, their hormones may calm down a little.
C. Not unless somebody better shows up. (Which is to say--never.)


Regards--