The Top 6 Things Overheard at the DAYS Casting Office

by TGOJR

1) "So I see you've appeared in several porno films.
Did you win any awards for these performances? Were
they challenging roles?"

2) "We prefer to call them breast enhancements . . .
but, yes they are required."

3) "Well the job's not that hard. You'll only be
required to do a couple of scenes with other actors
each week. The other times you'll either be talking to
yourself or flashing back to a scene where you're
talking to yourself."

4) "I know the actress that's playing your daughter is
only 3 years younger than you. And this is a problem .
. . beeeecaaaaaauuuussseeee?????"

5) "Well you have no previous acting experience, but
you do have the same first name as the character
you'll be playing. Good enough for me. You're hired!"

6) Yeah Josh, we know you used to play Chris
Kositchek, but the audience doesn't pay attention to
that kind of stuff. They won't care. Half of them
probably don't even remember who Wayne Northrop is."

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