The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Brady Pub Christmas
Party
by TGOJR
1) "For the last time, yes Billie, yours look more
natural than Hope's."
2) "Of Course Not Eric! There's no such thing as
looking gay, but I would recommend easing up on the
eyeliner."
3) "No one ever talks about it, but a couple of years
ago she was desecrating religious statues, and burning
churches, and now she's got the nerve to act like the
Salem Saint!"
4) "Damn it Austin, you're late again! I told you the
party started when the BIG HAND was on the 12 and the
LITTLE HAND was on the 8."
5) "So is that a mind control device in your pocket?"
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