JER's Steps on How To Ruin DAYS:

1. Completely disregard the history of the show.

3. Don't read the fan mail. No matter that the
characters that are not thrilling to JER may be the
audience's favorites.

4. Don't put your own personal likes and dislikes
aside - just ignore what the fans want. Don't show
the characters that the audience wants to see.

5. Don't get advice from other DAYS writers and
actors.

6. Change a core character. If the audience says, "He
would never do that," then you have succeeded.

7. Shove new characters down the viewers' throats.

8. Recycle already used storylines.

9. Keep recasting roles.

10. Show as many flashbacks as possible - especially
newly created fake ones.

The very first one was funny. Now it is just as pathetic and JERk is!

I know, but its the truth and u gotta admit it. "Ha Ha Ha This is Funny to" these are hilarious and the sad part is, that they describe JER. I dont get it, what is getting a little old now? I dont really think it is. I like reading them to get a laugh out of my boring life. LOL!