MISSING PERSON ALERT

an all points bulletin has gone out to all hockey personages in the EDA..it appears we are missing one CHAIRMAN a notable named Mr James Piper..he was last seen heading to the bottom of his garden in Gloucester, with a large pile of breeze blocks, huggins of sand cement and water, an enormous supply of beans, several thousand gallons of McEwans Export and a copy of IHNR..muttering summat about 'Women' and 'smaller feet'

Can anyone seeing said person please inform the EDA court staff as to his whereabouts ...

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