And is most perturbed at this beschmirzing of his good character. At no time did I suggest that my own intestinal fortitude is any different from other mere mortals. I was indeed referring to my stomach contents which, knowing that I would be drinking various concoctions throughout the evening had , very shortly before said JD and Coke was imbibed was indeed running on empty
. I freely admit that whiskies indeed would have been mixed in those parts previously mentioned by the honourable judge. My point however is that if such a thing is a crime then only "one " type of whiskey may be consumed at any given time until said body parts have been cleansed of such. This to me brings two further points to the fore..
1. Restriction of trade for the whiskey industry
2. The basic Human Rights of an individual to drink as many types of whiskey as he sees fit.
And one more point while Im in the mood
I put it to counsel that the said quote from the interfering member is inaccurate and if and I mean if any charges are brought I will prove this . Furthermore I protest that if the court indeed decides to press charges , the defence must have sufficcient time to prepare said defence.
And who the hell is "shadow prosecution counsel "