Just a note to anyone i forgot to invite earlier, we are having a barbeque this Saturday. You are all welcome please email Gary J or myself for directions or just look for the biggest building site in Monk Bretton.
Luv
Slapps

got a family do on Saturday neet.hope all goes well and the NE Dawbyshire mob can grasp the step-up in culture they will encounter..

and Happy Birthday Jacko...

scuff (and Leeny)

Will see you both soon no doubt, are you going to Jayne's do ?

....Mr Scuffham. we got our passports ready but the border guards had buggered off!!! Belive it or not down here in good old Derbyshire we have progressed past cooking on open fires outdoors.....we have cookers connected up to the mains in OUR houses!! We even have running water......We even pronounce the place names using the 'W'!!!!!

Hope you had as enjoyable evening as we did


Steve B

i thought the w was silent is anker as well

Steady on, Miss Wattam, just remeber how much time you are spending south of the border!! Even if it is in the uncivilised part. Any more cheek and that bottle could find itself drunk

Steve B

At least I don't live in a place named after a circus act Mr.B

I'll give you that one......mind you its still the right side of the border

sir or should that be Danny

runs for cover quick

hat a oman !!


scuff (Red Steeler)

nah...Monk Bretton is an independant state used for trading and trafficking!!

anybody with a passport is classed as a puff!!



scuff

and just look at what borders both Monk Bretton &Cudorth,"KLONDIKE" Scuff. At least we both live on the right sides of the border and not there! and the only trading and trafficing that goes on up hear in sunny Monk Bretton is what comes down south from you lot in Cudorth!!!!:0

ps. and u only get a oneway ticket from Cudorth and thats why we have all the REFUGEES up here in Monk Bretton!!!
PPS. the best thing to come out of Cudorth is Pontifract Road:p

WE can afford our own COITS in Monk Bretton thank u vewry much we dont need any Clowne cast offs thank you!!!!:P

'Coits'......don't they play that on cruise ships??
If you feel like washing it while you have got it Cheryl.............

Steve B

Thats Quoits and I'm quite sure an appropriate cleaning, storage and carriage charge will be levvied against you for the said coit.