pause {for a joke}

by

 

80 year old hooker tells da john of the hour
{a newbe} "were gunna do it different--i gota glass eye--c--{POP!}---your guna do it and ya don't hafta pay inless ya like it"
about an hour later he was payin
and he says "god dat was good next time im near town i'll look you up"

to witch she says
"I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FER YA"{as she pops the eye back in}

{POP!}

NOW DAT IS A FUNNY



Posted on Jan 30, 2004, 4:39 PM

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