My sister sent me this from Iowa City:
From the local community college catalog:
Praise Moves Yoga $39
Enjoy this Christian alternative to classical yoga. Positive Christian scripture
will be accompanying all yoga movement and postures throughout class. Class
will say and meditate Christian theme praises. Bring yoga mat.
What's next? Christian ice cream? Christian Go-Carts? Christian Yarmulkas?? Christian Burkas? Christian ceiling fans? Christian ATMs, spitting out salvation instead of cash? (somebody stop me, please.....)
As much as the Christians are trying their damn'dest - eh, I mean darn'dest - to save their religion from sinking in our world today, they are going about it from every wrong angle. Just stick to the basics, dudes, which is a pretty good deal. Don't murder, don't lie, love thy neighbor, etc... That's good shit!! You're tryin' too hard!
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