While I laughed in sympathy with you about your man's, um,.... 'efforts', I was reminded of a semi-infamous film by Luis Bunel (I *think*).
There was a scene where he had completely turned our culture's ideas on its head -
namely, how we feel about eating and how we feel about excretory functions.
He had a (very funny) scene where there was a big room with many many toilets, and all the people were using them with gusto and encouraging each other; conversely, when it came to eating, everyone were in rooms all by themselves, making the act of eating VERY private and personal.
I don't think I'd go THAT far, but I got his point.
Still, yeah - if I offend myself, I have a box of matches close to hand, 'coz that works pretty well (even with a ceiling fan in the bathroom!).
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