come, my child...

You are welcome here with me!

But seriously, of course we're both right on this. If he kills himself, then he gets what he deserves. If he doesn't, all of a sudden we have to pay for him to go through this ridiculous kangaroo process? Sorry, it's absurd. Let him kill himself (that's free), then have someone else pay for his funeral. instead we're going to foot the bill for him for the next five to ten years. Unbelievable.