The lessons for this weekend (beginning Saturday 18th Oct. 2003) are about how to be a genuine, worthwhile and appreciated sport fan, and how to make the people of your country as proud of you as they are of their team:

1. How to behave in large crowds.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

2. How to be well behaved when a guest in someone else's country, and how to make the people of that host country feel glad that you are their guest.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

3. How to respect another country's flag and national anthem, whilst receiving the same courtesy in return.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

4. How to make genuine life-long friendships and links with sporting fans of another country.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

5. How to make oneself genuinely welcome by another country's sporting body.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

6. How to have a really great day and enjoy a momentous sporting occasion (win or lose) without misbehaving yourself and causing trouble for others.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

7. How to really show the team that represents your country exactly how you feel about them and how much you care without causing trouble or inconvenience to others (including fans of the opposing country).

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

8. How to be a true patriot and not just an ignorant twerp that thinks he's doing everyone a favour by giving a foreign national a good thumping.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

9. How to make your sport's governing body and your country's team truly proud of you.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

10. How to walk tall and be proud to be English and make everyone else wish they were part of such a body of men.

Observe the England Rugby fans on Saturday afternoon when they go to watch their team play against South Africa in Australia.

For those of you who will be attending the football grounds around the country on Saturday afternoon, there should be enough time to observe your counterparts in the sport of rugby between about 1pm and 2-45pm, before you take your seat in your respective grounds. The bonus is that you should also be able to enjoy a seriously exciting and entertaining rugby match.

WATCH AND LEARN!


Here endeth the first lesson. There will be more to follow over the coming weeks.

Pakistan!!!!

How to fall asleep within 30 seconds

read the last post by pakistan.

lighten up fella.

You don't have to read it all at once if it's too much for you to take in - LOL.

It's there for all you rough fuckers to consult when you feel a stab of shame and decide to mend your ways.

For guidance only,

Pakistan!!!

87 newcastle nicked for spanking the dutch on their own turf, man city lads fighting in belgium, just another chapter in our long and glorious history of kicking fuck out of our european neighbours. makes you proud to be english, doesn't it pakistan.

I'm just sick to death of having to constantly apologise for you bunch of gristle strokers, who put us real English football supporters to shame.

Now try to grow up - and remember, too much fiddle-di-diddly gives you bad eyesight.

Pakistan!!

How to be an uncultured tosser who follows the back end of footy fashion
Be an England rugby fan
How to whip each others bare asses in the pub as some sort of bonding session
Be an England rugby fan
How to bore everyone about you talking in depth whether Greenwood needs a different centre partnership
Be an England rugby fan
How to turn your nose up at any decent drugs apart from the worst ie alcohol because its for "druggies"
Be an England rugby fan
How to dare not step out of line with a different haircut opinion or anything else than being a real man
Be an England rugby fan
The list goes on and on I dont have the time waste typing it but one things for sure..................
How to simulate sitting in fuckin Sunday school and listening to some cunt preaching..................
Read Pakistan`s post above,sort it out

Although you're arguments seem to have missed the point, I don't think that you have, which is most pleasing to me.

But in answer to your post - point by point -

1. >>How to be an uncultured tosser who follows the back end of footy fashion
Be an England rugby fan<<

A little unfair I think. And it depends on what you mean by uncultured. But I can guarantee you that the average English Rugby Union fan has culture oozing out of his ears compared to his football "hooligan" counterpart. And who gives a monkey's about football fashion. Most of it's crap anyway.

2. >>How to whip each others bare asses in the pub as some sort of bonding session
Be an England rugby fan<<

You forgot the part about beer being thrown at the bare arse by everyone else in the pub while the arse is being whipped. Harmless fun that never hurt or inconvenienced anybody.

3. >>How to bore everyone about you talking in depth whether Greenwood needs a different centre partnership
Be an England rugby fan<<

No worse a subject than discussing who should partner Owen up front for England, and a far better subject than discussing who can kick who's nuts the hardest every poxy Saturday.

4. >>How to turn your nose up at any decent drugs apart from the worst ie alcohol because its for "druggies"
Be an England rugby fan<<

Alcohol is an excellent drug - thank you - I use it every day. Don't know about the rest, I've never tried them.

5. >>How to dare not step out of line with a different haircut opinion or anything else than being a real man
Be an England rugby fan<<

Hmmmm... a very valid point. Can't really argue with you about that one. Well done!


6. >>The list goes on and on I dont have the time waste typing it but one things for sure..................
How to simulate sitting in fuckin Sunday school and listening to some cunt preaching..................
Read Pakistan`s post above,sort it out<<

You're quite correct when you say that it sounds like a Sunday school lesson when I post my lessons on here. This is because Sunday school lessons are aimed at children. It is because I am aiming my lessons and posts on here at people with a mental age of aproximately nine years, they sound as if they should be confined to Sunday school. But, unfortunately, this is the only level of language that most of the invertebrates who contribute to this forum will properly understand. SORTED.

Pakistan.

P.

The Correct Procedure For Taking A Shit
According to the Gospel By Pakistan

but even the BNP know how to wipe their arses properly - don't they???????


Amen,

Pakistan!!