Rules of Negotiation and Our Demands:

1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!

 

<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage   Howdy.... February 11 2002 at 10:32 PM No score for this post Tee  (no login) from IP address 205.188.195.181   I'm happy to report that I'm still alive. Alright, maybe I was a little bit thrown off by the Superbowl but the stupor only lasted a day or so. (I'm not sure if you heard this or not but the Patriots won. Like there was any doubt. LOL.) Most New Englanders recovered quickly. About 1.2 million of the truly weird went downtown a few days later to celebrate, in 20º weather, many of them in red, white and blue paint and not much else. If there was a shortage of good viewing spots, they sat in the trees. I kinda like this place when it's festive. One problem I'm having lately - actually going to sleep at a decent hour. My, does that cut into my internet time, and it's driving me nuts. Missed you guys though, and I'll be handling my share of the verbal abuse from now on.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Respond to this message    Author Reply Shorti (no login) 12.90.180.93 I was so thrilled No score for this post February 12 2002, 4:52 AM  it's a very big thing for New England!   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 64.230.120.142 Tee!!! No score for this post February 12 2002, 4:13 PM  Somebody call back the bloodhounds. Sheesh, don't you respond to your e-mail? Some of us were getting concerned. (Not that I was one of them-I'm heartless, ya know). It's just that we're not used to you keeping your yap shut. heh. Congrats on the Pats win. Bledsoe will look funny in a Baltimore uniform next year. I can't see New England keeping him. What's more important, sleep, or this board? Hell, this board will put you to sleep. Problem solved. Damn. Now I have this image in my head of you wearing nothing but red, white and blue paint.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Candy (no login) 209.153.172.253 Howdy....Tee No score for this post February 15 2002, 12:44 PM  Glad everything is ok with you.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. LanzaMarie (no login) 216.30.40.98 YAY No score for this post February 15 2002, 5:40 PM  Welcome back, Tee!   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 64.230.121.103 Re: Howdy.... No score for this post February 15 2002, 8:52 PM  Everything is not ok. She's a Bostonian.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Current Topic - Howdy....   Respond to this message      << Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage