1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!
All that you touch,
All that you see,
All that you taste,
All that you feel,
All that you love,
All that you hate,
All you distrust,
All you save,
All that you give,
All that you deal,
All that you buy, beg, borrow or steal,
All you create,
All you destroy,
All that you do,
All that you say,
All that you eat,
Everyone you meet,
All that you slight,
Everyone you fight,
All that is now,
All that is gone,
All that's to come,
And everything under the sun is in tune,
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
A poem by Roger Waters.
Just something that really grabs me.....I would have to say that those last the last 2 lines are my new favorite quote.
Quick trivia, Most of you may already know who Roger Waters is......Just wan't to see if I am right.
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Re: Eclipse
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April 25 2002, 9:55 PM
Rick, will you be doing your moon thing on May 26th? I believe there is supposed to be an eclipse that day.
Are you trying to make Lyle jealous talking about Kenny? You know I told you before you have to smile to get Lyle's attention. Remember he was married to Julia Roberts.
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If you hear my neighbour's dog barking on May 26th, you'll know why.
Don't worry about me and Lyle. I'll know when to hold him. Know when to fold him. Know when to walk away. Know when to run.
Did you have to mention Julia Roberts? Uggh. Her and her big ass mouth and phony laugh irritate the hell out of me. Why is she "America's sweetheart"? I'd much prefer Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Cameron Diaz or Monica Potter in a feature film. Or Nicole Kidman (although she's not American). They're all highly likeable.
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Re: Eclipse
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April 27 2002, 6:47 PM
I am not sure whey Julia became America's sweetheart.
You know how the American's are. I think it might be her role in the movie "Pretty Woman". You know the whole slut turned good girl thing. American's would like to think like that kid in the movie Angel's in the Outfield......you know....."it could happen"
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Not too many prostitutes look like Julia Roberts, I'm sure. The size of her mouth would come in handy though. I'll bet not many johns look like Richard Gere either. More like Richard Simmons.
Julia didn't wear much make-up in The Mexican, and she sure didn't look all that glamourous. Doesn't her laugh irritate anyone else? I just about puked during her Oscar acceptance speech. It isn't a natural laugh. It's damn phony.
I didn't see Angels in the Outfield. Did I miss much?
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April 28 2002, 6:17 PM
I dont't think I remember what Julia Robert's laugh sounds like.
Angel's in the Outfield was a cute movie, more geared for kids I think.
It didn't have Betty White, or her classic lines in it, but it wasn't as poorly made as Lake Placid.
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