Rules of Negotiation and Our Demands:

1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!

 

<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage   Thank you Rick!! May 6 2002 at 7:27 PM No score for this post Candy  (no login) from IP address 209.153.172.65   It must have taken you weeks to find a card for me that had a picture of a woman that looked just like me on it. And the boy with the cake....I could see the resemblence to you!! XOXOXOXO   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Respond to this message    Author Reply (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 64.230.121.178 Re: Thank you Rick!! No score for this post May 6 2002, 7:52 PM  Yes, the resemblances were uncanny! I hope you had a great birthday. Many more to come, I hope.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Current Topic - Thank you Rick!!   Respond to this message      << Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage