1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!
Yeah..it has been awhile. I hope all is well with you. Tee has dropped off the face of the earth apparently, so it's just been me, Lanza and Candy keeping this thing afloat.
My summer's been fine. I could do with a little less humidity. It's been bad enough that I'm breaking down and finally getting A/C. It's still my favourite season though. Anything that causes women to wear as few clothes as possible isn't that bad.
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Summer
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July 28 2002, 11:40 AM
Yes well thanks for responding. What happened to Tee?
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Beats me. She just stopped showing up. I even sent an e-mail to her a couple months back to see if she was all right or still around or something along those lines, but she didn't respond.
So, she's either..
a) moved on to bigger and better things
b) mad at or offended by us
c) critically injured and hanging on for dear life in the hospital
d) dead
Hopefully neither c or d. I don't know her outside of this board, so unless she suddenly turns up again, her disappearance will remain a mystery.
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Candy (no login) 209.153.172.224
Re: Summer
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July 31 2002, 11:47 AM
Hi,
My summer has been a busy one, but I do try to get here and check on Rick as much as I can.
Who knows what kind of trouble he could cause if left alone too long. Plus I want to keep track of him before he moves to Lebanon!
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